Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Hilary Duff Is a Non-Judgmental Hockey Addict

Hilary Duff was looking red hot showing off her legs during a visit to TRL yesterday. She's been making her way through NYC promoting War, Inc, but at the premiere last night, she couldn't help straying off topic of her new film just a little. She talked about her boyfriend Mike being supportive and patient as well as her latest hockey obsession. When asked to weigh in on the Miley Cyrus' Vanity Fair photo, Hilary kept it classy saying, "Who am I to judge decisions that she made?" Miley could learn a lesson from the former Disney star.


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You Decide: Christina Ricci’s Umbrella or The Mothership?

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You decide
: Standard PVC umbrella or the mothership returning to take Christina Ricci back to her home planet, Dietpillorexia.

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Katie Holmes off to Scientology boot camp

As nice as it must be to be famous and wealthy, I really think I’d rather be a platypus than Katie Holmesbot. Which is ironic, because Tom Cruise tends to treat his wife the way I imagine a wayward platypus should be treated. Katie has been forced to go to Scientology “boot camp” according to Star magazine. Though boot camp sounds a lot more like what cult experts call “reprogramming.” Apparently Katie had an original, independent thought, and that freaked Tom out. So he shipped her off to have her circuits rewired – though we’re not sure if she’s as good as new yet.

In the new issue of Star, we report exclusively on how Katie was recently secluded for three days at Gold Base, the remote, supersecret Scientology compound in Hemet, Calif., where she was put through a demanding schedule.

“It included various tests, confession sessions, tons of reading and physically challenging purification processes,” a Scientology insider reveals. “Tom insists that auditing and purification practices are incredibly beneficial to Scientologists at all levels.”

Katie’s intensive Scientology training and treatments have been accelerated in recent weeks, says another source, because she wanted to go to New York City without Tom to star in a Broadway play. But Tom stepped in and put the kibosh on her plans. And now Katie’s been going in for a series of intensive auditing sessions, some which have lasted for 36 hours straight — with little sleep or food.

[From Star]

I’m pretty sure that along with her GPS tracking chip, Tom also had some kind of Frankenstein-esq nodules installed onto Katie’s neck while she was at “Gold Base.” He can hook her up whenever he wants, charge her batteries, and reprogram her wiring to revert Katie to her factory default settings of “Blank.” And then fill her with whatever information or personality he wants. Though from recent interviews, it seems like she must be low on disk space or something, because Tom hasn’t installed much personality onto Holmesbot. Luckily she’s been reprogrammed, so I’m guessing that whole New York thing isn’t going to happen.

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Link Time!!!

  • The first stills from Burn After Reading with Brad and George! — First Showing
  • Nicole Kidman might take on Dusty Springfield — BuzzSugar
  • Miley Cyrus surfaces after the photo scandal! — JustJared
  • Victoria Beckham is looking a little deflated — Pink is the New Blog
  • Is Katie Holmes in Scientology boot camp? — D-Listed
  • Amy Smart looks . . . interesting on set — Egotastic
  • Miranda Kerr is hot in Australia — Hollywood Tuna
  • Mom-to-be Amy Poehler visits the Apple store! — Celebrity Baby Blog
  • More Hulk and Brooke Hogan pool-side awkwardness — Hollywood Rag
  • Britney spends a whopping 52 seconds on the treadmill — IDLYITW
  • Celebrities and their unfortunate pant choices — cityrag
  • The New Kids on the Block tour is really happening! — MollyGood
  • Carrie Underwood has the smile of the year! — popbytes

CAPTION THIS: Stylish AND Practical

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They say you should take off one thing before you leave your house for a formal engagement. She chose the anklet.

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PIC SLIP: Funny Fish Is Not Silly Putty

  • Is Britney Spears crying for naked attention? Or am I just posting something I found on The Sun’s website?
  • This looks like a grand, peaceful place to swim. Now if only I can get someone to fly me up to that remote mountain top. Pool party!

See the rest of today’s pics, after the jump!

  • Here we have Tom Cruise taking Oprah on the ride of her life. Unfortunately, that ride led to Tom and fellow sci-fi spiritual seekers tying up and gagging Oprah while forcing her to take a dianetics “stress test.”
  • Ahahahaha. You cannot tell me this fish doesn’t make you smile. And if you can tell me that. I will call you a liar.
  • Giselle has a new sandal line out [if you have yet to design your shoe line, you better start now]. And she is sooooo excited about it. She had an aneurysm and died. Kidding. She’s still alive.
  • How could I go an entire day without once mentioning the biggest wedding event of the year?! I’m, of course, talking about the Gossip Girl wedding. It’s like 80s soaps all over again. Just with kids. In dresses that cost thousands of dollars.
  • And finally, this is for all those people who think summer is coming, or whatever. Your run of the mill Ice Mountain. And no, I have no idea where this is.
Tags: Entertainment, Celebrity, Pop Culture, Celebrity Photobooth, Britney Spears, Remote Mountain Pool, Funny Fish, Oprah, Tom Cruise, Giselle, Gossip Girl, Ice Mountain

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Carrie Fisher Hints About Affair with Harrison Ford

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Star Wars actress Carrie Fisher has sort of hinted that she once had an affair with co-star Harrison Ford. The former Princess Leia in the first three Star Wars movies said she and Ford were very close while filming the Hollywood movies. On the British TV show Bring back...Star Wars, Fisher dished:
"I went on the film saying, 'I'm going to have an affair', like it was a kiwi, an exotic fruit - because I had never had one. I'm going to get into so much trouble. Once, I left the room and came back and Harrison was in the closet not wearing a lot of clothes! I had a crush on Harrison for sure. Harrison is great fun when he has had a few drinks."

Fisher explained that Harrison's success in Hollywood caused a degree of tension on set between Ford and Mark Hamill, who played Star Wars hero Luke Skywalker. She said:
"Harrison had this enormous career by the second or third film, that was tough for Mark Hamill. He was like, 'This wasn't supposed to happen - it's the adventures of Luke Skywalker'."

Wow, well, I don't think anyone could blame her for wanting to have a crush on Harrison Ford. He was hot and still is! Back in the day, Fisher was pretty hot, but I wonder what he thinks of her now. Yikes!




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Jessica's Back in Her Old Boots

Jessica Simpson's sunshine yellow dress on the cover of Glamour matches right up with her bubbly personality in the interview. She can't help gushing about how much she is enjoying life right now, from her relationship with Tony to her upcoming country album. Plus, as dolled up as she may be for her photoshoots, she also says that she's never felt more natural and down to earth, thanks to her new man. Here are highlights:

  • On reading the tabloids: "I'm not going to lie and say that I don't want to see Tony and me in the pictures. It is good airplane reading if you throw it away when you get off; I'm good at that. I am not the type of person who believes everything she reads, but I like to look at photos and see what people are wearing. That's interesting to me."
  • On the first time she saw Tony: "The cute story is that my family and I were watching a Cowboys game. I was going through my divorce and--Tony would die if I told you this--but [on television there was a story] about him. They said his celebrity dream crush was Jessica Simpson."
  • On how Tony makes her feel: "He's a motivational speaker. Because he's a quarterback, a leader. He keeps his team focused. What he's done for me is irreplaceable. I wrote a song for him called "Back in My Old Boots." I feel like I'm walking back in my old boots. Jessica Simpson didn't lose herself along the way. He reintroduced me to myself. I thought that I had to be deeper, more profound and more artsy. You change with the guys you date. [I thought] I had to be more intellectual. Come on--just be yourself! Tony taught me that because he loves me [as me]. He made me feel comfortable [being myself] again."

Jessica's had her share of relationships with celebrities, but it sounds like she's finally ready to settle down out of the spotlight. We love seeing her all dressed up, but hearing about how happy she is in her own skin is even better.


Our Early Pick To Win The CW’s “Farmer Wants A Wife” Is… Psycho McEveryRealityShow

Farmer Wants a WifeThe new reality show “Farmer Wants a Wife” premieres tonight on the CW (when I first heard about the show, I was expecting it to be one of those “let’s try a reality show too!” shows on the Travel Channel or Versus or something), and by elaborately robbing an armored van a la “Police Academy 6,” we’ve actually managed to obtain a copy of the [extremely highly anticipated] first episode.

Sorry to say, but the show hasn’t even aired yet and it’s already over; 24-year-old Josie — who’s a whiz at STD-claiming and Middle East bombing analogies — has got this show in the bag. Feast your eyes on the Vegas odds-on-favorite to win the competition and become the farmer’s wife for a couple weeks:

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David Blaine breaks world record for holding breath


David Blaine astonishingly broke the world record for breath holding today on Oprah. Suspended in the same sphere he used at Lincoln center two years ago for his week long stint underwater, he held out for 17 minutes and 4 seconds, a full 1/2 minute longer than the last record set less than three months ago by Swiss free diver Peter Colat.

Part of Blaine’s preparation for the stunt involved sleeping in a low-oxygen tent for a month. The tent replicates a high altitude environment and helps build red blood cells and increase oxygen transport throughout the body. He also went to the Camen Islands and practiced free diving, which is where you swim deeply into the water without a mask. He enabled his body to endure for so long by breathing pure oxygen for up to a half hour before he went underwater, which is allowed under Guinness rules.

The AP Reports that he told Oprah it was “A lifelong dream” after he emerged from the tank. He added: “I can’t believe I did that.”

Blaine became known for his on-the-spot magic tricks in his David Blaine: Street Magic show which aired 10 years ago on ABC. He has since moved on to public endurance feats including being suspended in a spinning sphere for two days in 2007, living in a water globe in Lincoln Center for a week in 2006, going without food in a Lucite box over the Thames River in London for 44 days in 2003, getting enclosed in a glass of ice for three days in 2000, and buried in a coffin for a week in 1999. With this latest stunt he’s shown that he’s not just a masochist exhibitionist and that he really has the chops to break a very difficult world record.

I didn’t believe Blaine would be able to do this as he seemed to make it his latest mission just a few months ago, but he pulled through. As Ali G would say “Respect.”

Here’s a quick video without sound. I’ll update the post with a better one that includes his remarks to Oprah as soon as it’s available. There are also two video blogs on YouTube which explain his preparation.

David Blaine is shown at the Tribeca Film Festival’s Redbelt premiere on 4/25/08, thanks to PRPhotos.



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FINALLY: Zarf Nominated For 2008 Daytime Emmy!

ZARF SMILING PIC.jpgThis morning, the 2008 Daytime Emmy Nominations were announced, and GOOD SWEET LORD our beloved, darling Zarf finally got his due. After being so callously snubbed last year, Emmy Voters finally got with the program and realized that Zarf is a national f**king treasure. Sadly, Zarf, played by actor Jeffrey Carlson, no longer graces the screen as the resident transexual on All My Children, but an Emmy Win would certainly soften that blow.

So please, Emmy voters, take note: Vote for Zarf. He is not nominated for his acting skills, rather his singing abilities… remember that music video for “The Me Inside”? That’s the one nominated for Best — make that OUTSTANDING – Original Song.

And you can check out all of its fabulousness after the jump. Zarfy, we miss you.

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“Which one is the real Clay Aiken?” links

- Some of the greatest pictures ever: Which one is Sharon Stone and which is Clay Aiken? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Rumer Willis Is One Of The Beautiful People. Huh. [Dlisted]
- Jennifer Hudson was spotted at LAX airport yesterday. Seeing stars at the airport is always a great way to find out what they really look like [Bossip]
- Helen Hunt makes her feature-film directing debut with Then She Found Me, which also offers her a starring role for which she’s particularly well suited [Pajiba]
- A TSA agent drunk on power versus Saturday Night Live’s Andy Samberg [Defamer]
- Emmy Rossum looking gorgeous at the Scarlet Series launch party in Hollywood [Celebslam]
- Britney Spears was photographed meandering around a hotel gym yesterday barefoot and in nothing but a towel. Let’s hear it for ring worm and athlete’s foot! [Yeeeah!]
- Chris Brown Is The New Usher [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Kim & Khloe Kardashian @ Rosemount Australian Fashion Week. I can’t tell if Khloe is as ugly as I think [The Bastardly]
- Us Weekly reports in its latest issue that Jessica Simpson is calling Tony Romo her “future husband.” That might not be wise [In Case You Didn’t Know]
- More of Amy Smart’s black taped nipples (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Benji Madden has written a love song for Paris Hilton. The Good Charlotte rocker penned ‘Shine Your Light’ in tribute to his girlfriend, who he has been dating for two months. Gross. Just ’cause it’s Paris [Hollywood Rag]
- Michael Bay Rebuffs Uwe Boll’s Romantic Gestures [Agent Bedhead]
- New York City Leads World in Pot Arrests [Cityrag]
- Did you know Disney sells lingerie? And it’s more than a little creepy [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Dina Lohan Does Enough Partying For the Whole Family. Dina was partying and dancing all night long after the Made of Honor premiere on Monday [Popsugar]
- Tori Spelling, husband Dean McDermott & son Liam Run Errands In West Hollywood [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- New pictures from yesterday of Halle Berry, and as you can tell, something about her has changed since she had a baby [WWTDD]
- Run for Your Lives! There’s a Lion On the Loose in NYC!!! (Or what we call a Sarah Jessica Parker) [Websters is my Bitch]
- Ryan Gosling and Kirsten Dunst are dating. Kiki just got outta rehab. Word is, they’re inseparable to the point that she’s now bringing him with her to 12 step meetings [Lainey Gossip]
- Other than the awful potato sack of a dress, Liv Tyler looks lovely as usual. But that sack dress trend needs to end [The Skinny]
- Brace yourself for this one. Useless Heidi Montag is defending Miley Cyrus’ topless photoshoot [Derek Hail]
- Amazing State-By-State American Idol Breakdown [Best Week Ever]
- If you thought horndog sitcom star Charlie Sheen had sworn off hookers many years ago, you’re wrong, according to a former Los Angeles madam [Mollygood]
- Christina Ricci looks like a cult member with her crazy eyes and white coat ensemble [Jezebel]
- Carrie Underwood has the smile of the year [Popbytes]



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Jennifer Lopez’s New Infomercial

From JOSSIP — The rumors are true! Jennifer Lopez will have her very own reality show. But there is a catch. Of course. Find out the full story, after the jump!


Jennifer Lopez’s New Un-Reality Show is a Glorified Advertisement

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Clarifying speculation that Jennifer Lopez would continue pimping out her children post-People magazine with her new TLC show, manager Simon Fields insists the new series “is not a reality show. It’s a show that will track the creation, production and eventual launch of a new fragrance. Jennifer will appear in a creative, entrepreneurial capacity and will absolutely not feature her children and family life.”

Oh good, glad we made clear the new show would be … an informercial.

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer — Hot or Not?

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are making headlines today, thanks to the InTouch cover showing them hanging out super close poolside in Miami. Now we have even more pics of the maybe new couple sunbathing together. Check out the photos and tell us what you think of Jen and John as a couple — hot or not?


For lots more great photos of the hot couple check out Bauer-Griffin Online.


Gabber Quote of the Day

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"I started looking at what I'm writing... I was reading the critique of what I was writing for Jason Castro....I got lost in my notes, and that is as simple as it was. It's so confusing."

~Paula Abdul attempted to explain why she
made no sense on American Idol last night.


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Jolie-Pitts Settle Into Lavish French Villa

Just in time to get settled in before Cannes, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and their four kids have relocated to France. The family is staying at Microsoft cofounder Paul Allen's gorgeous villa in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat on the French Riviera — um, must be nice — from now through the film festival, but are still rumored to be looking for a place to buy in the area. Beyond having an amazing view of the Mediterranean, the estate has a staff of 12. In February we reported that Angelina wanted to have her new baby in France in honor of her late mother, Marcheline Bertrand, so it sounds like this stay may be until there are more Jolie-Pitts! Hopefully this means we'll see more family film festival time while they're all abroad.

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In Touch Exclusive: Jennifer and John Mayer

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SIMI-LEBRITIES: Israeli Street Fighter 2

Lieutanant Gabi Ashkenazi of the Israeli Defense Forces appears to share the same oil-drum chest and intimidatingly frozen military expression as another legendary boss we’re all too familiar with:

General and Bison

General Bison

Only a matter of time before Palestine gets sick of his flaming torpedos and head stomps and just whips the controller at the Gaza Strip while screaming F words.

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New “Sex and The City” Movie Poster

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Jessica Alba & Cash Warren in People Magazine’s 100 Most Beautiful People Issue

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“[Pregnancy is] the most beautiful thing that can happen to you,” Alba, 26, says, admitting that she has a bit of a “glow.” “Everything in my face is puffed up. I have the face of a teenager! I feel like I’m 16 again.” Even Warren, 31, says he’s gotten in on the action, admitting, “I don’t know if it’s as much of a pregnancy glow as kind of a barbecue-grease glow. I’ve gained probably about 10 pounds.”

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Miley Cyrus is Grounded By Disney

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Miley Cyrus is reportedly grounded by Disney after the Hannah Montana star created quite a buzz from her provocative Vanity Fair photos. A senior employee at Disney told the New York Post:
“You won’t be seeing her for a while. The company is keeping her away from events and wants her to keep a very low profile for the next four to six months. They’re trying to keep her contained.”

The racy photos can now be seen on the Vanity Fair website.

Well, I think it'll be good for her to keep a lower profile for a while. All of this attention for a 15-year-old can't be good for her. I wonder if Daddy Billy Ray Cyrus has been reconsidering all of the recent overexposure. I hope he has some regret with regards to the photos she took because it really doesn't look good on his part.


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Charlie Sheen: Old Habits Die Hard

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If you thought horndog sitcom star Charlie Sheen had sworn off hookers many years ago, you’re wrong, according to a former Los Angeles madam.

Nici, who managed a stable of prostitutes that included two Playboy Playmates, tells Vanessa Grigoriadis in the new Rolling Stone that she booked her girls for the “Two and a Half Men” star until last year. The article, “The Sex Queen of LA,” details Nici’s control of a lucrative escort service that rented stunningly beautiful women to sex-hungry men for up to $25,000 a night through ads and word of mouth.

“One day, according to Nici, the unthinkable happened: Charlie Sheen answered an ad. It was the Holy Grail of escorting, the Hollywood connection that can make or break a service,” Gregoriadis reports. “When Nici dropped four girls off at his penthouse, she found the actor in silk pajamas with ‘C. MaSheen’ embroidered over the pocket. Sheen gave her a $20,000 check for the girls, and she picked them up several hours later.”

Even after Sheen entered court-ordered rehab, Nici “continued to book girls for him, furtively sending them to a doctor’s office in LA owned by a friend of Sheen’s. The orderlies at the rehab center would let him out for his frequent medical appointments.”

Gregoriadis says Nici told her she continued to book girls for Sheen until last year, sending them to a hotel in Santa Monica. Sheen’s publicist, Stan Rosenfield, the NY Post: “This is an old, old, old story. But, if you’re looking for a really good story, I heard that Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe are getting a divorce.”

Sheen, 42, divorced Denise Richards, 36, two years ago with the former Bond girl complaining of his love of hookers and Internet porn, saying it endangered their kids. Sheen, who’s rehabbed for booze and drugs, admitted in court he was a client of Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss.

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Kate Hudson tops People’s Most Beautiful

People Magazine used to have fifty “Most Beautiful People” every year. Apparently the population of Hollywood has just gotten too damn attractive, because now we’re up to 100. The thing is, there aren’t 100 hot people in Hollywood that haven’t been in the magazine before, so People ends up recycling the same people every couple of years, and that gets a little dull. Yes we know Clooney and Pitt are hot, can we move on please? There’s really nothing new to say about their hotness.

This year, the most beautiful woman is Kate Hudson. I don’t really see it though. She’s certainly not ugly – she’s got a nice face and a great body. But I don’t think there’s anything unusually gorgeous about her. And after staring at the People cover long enough, I’ve decided that her jaw line leaves something to be desired.

Heading the list of People’s 100 Most Beautiful People is a 29-year-old mother remarkably short on her beauty sleep – for which she lovingly credits her active 4-year-old son. The beautiful, sleep-deprived mom? Kate Hudson, People reveals in its special issue, which goes on sale Friday.

Was she always such a head-turner? Admits the actress: “I was a tomboy. I had three brothers. I was the girl with the dress on that always came back in the house filthy with scrapes and bruises. But I was always very girly. I had to be able to twirl so that my underwear showed.”

Her best time for looking good, she says, comes “at the end of the night, when everything’s soaked in and I’m still up. I like the leftover makeup in the morning. You’ve got to wash your face but there’s always the leftover eye makeup, I love that.”

[From People]

Alright, so some deep thoughts from Kate Hudson there. According to People, Kate will also be talking about Owen Wilson in the article – which isn’t on newsstands until Friday. Something tells me whatever revealing tidbit they have will be something along the lines of, “He’s wonderful/we’re just really great friends.”

E! gives a breakdown of some of the more interesting stats on some of the Most Beautiful.

* Age range: 67-year-old Raquel Welch tops the list in one direction, while 15-year-old Miley Cyrus, who’s probably preparing an apology as we speak for being so darn lovely, caps the other side
* Making her record 12th appearance on the list: Halle Berry
* Musicians/singers: 18
* Athletes: 5
* Career models: 1 (Go Iman!)
* Hot by association: George Clooney girlfriend Sarah Larson; Sean Combs ex Kim Porter; Jessica Alba baby daddy Cash Warren; rock-and-roll muses Pattie Boyd (George Harrison and Eric Clapton), Marisol Thomas (hubby Rob Thomas) and Vanessa Marcil (Prince’s “Most Beautiful” girl in the world)
* Made even hotter because of how funny they are: Tina Fey, Sarah Silverman, Ellen Page, Isla Fisher, Heidi Montag (although that last one might be unintentional)
* People singled out just for their neck tattoos: 12, including Kelly Osbourne and Pink

[From E! News]

I didn’t realize neck tattoos were such a big things – certainly not to the point of twelve percent of the Most Beautiful People having them. Maybe that’s what I’m missing. Alright, well I’m off to the tattoo parlor, where I’ll be reading about beautiful people and feeling really, really inadequate.

Here’s Kate Hudson with Matthew McConaughey at the “Fool’s Gold” London premiere on April 10th. She’s definitely cute and spunky, I’ll give her that. Images thanks to PR Photos.



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Dina Does Enough Partying For the Whole Lohan Family

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson had another hoodie fabulous afternoon of shopping in LA yesterday. While LL has plenty of time to waste with her BFF, she's apparently still hard at work on her music, and rumored collaborations with Snoop Dogg, Timbaland, and Pharrell actually sound pretty interesting. Lindsay is laying pretty low, but unfortunately the same can't be said for Dina. She was partying and dancing all night long after the Made of Honor premiere on Monday. We never thought Dina was the best role model, but at least Lindsay was far away from her mother's embarrassing late-night antics.


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Camilla & Charles, Exchange #313: “The Funny Hat”

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Camilla: (laughing, then, in Queen’s English) Oh, what an absolutely hilarious hat!
Charles: Eh, Camilla…
Camilla: (still laughing) No, where did you get that?! It’s marvelous. We must get some for the boys. Imagine what a fantastic Halloween costume that would make for Harry.
Charles: Sweetheart, it’s not just a hat –
Camilla: (keeled over, wiping tears away) You look ridiculous!! Remember when you told me you wanted to be my tampon? This is so much funnier than that. It’s like a little half-bra!
Charles: (shaking her) Camilla! This is not a funny hat! It is a kippah, or yarmulke, a traditional skull-covering worn by Orthodox Jews for hundreds if not thousands of years, symbolizing their devotion to God at all times. It is highly sacred. Valued. People died because they wore a hat exactly. like. this.
Camilla: (pause) You look like a deformed Mouseketeer.

THE END.

(From Getty Images: “APRIL 29: Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall and Prince Charles, Prince of Wales, wearing a yarmulka, laugh as they open a Jewish Community Centre on April 29, 2008 in Krakow, Poland.”)

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American Idol Hello Again, Neil Diamond!

Neil Diamond! This had to have been my mom's favorite episode ever (next to Andrew Lloyd of course)! Unfortunately for us, the final five didn't step up this week. Thankfully we have crazy Paula to talk about. In case you missed it, the clip below includes the most wacked out moment of the night. Do you think she was just confused since she probably spends a lot more time at rehearsals than the other judges?


As for the rest of the evening, overall....

  • Jason Castro started off okay. I liked Forever in Blue Jeans more than the judges but I felt like they needed an animated sparkle in his eye to top off the performance. The judges want the old Jason back and I think if he doesn't change it up next week then he is out.
  • David Cook wins the night again. It was a nice touch to sport the AC initials on his blazer and guitar in support of his brother. The judges loved his songs, Simon called him brilliant and Paula even said she felt like she was already looking at the next America Idol (of course she also brought out the crazy last night so that isn't saying much).
  • Brooke's first song made me declare myself SO over her. Fortunately she was much better the second time around but I still think she is most likely to be voted off this week.
  • Archuleta is every 13-year-old girls dream come true and since they are the ones voting he obviously has a great shot at the title. The first song didn't wow anyone but considering his choice of Sweet Caroline, it's sad he couldn't bring us to our feet. The judges were more responsive to his second song and it looks like he's hoping America is as well.
  • Syesha was old fashioned according to Simon on her first song but she was the best dressed (great hair and makeup) and most energetic last night. I think Simon is making it obvious he doesn't want her to win considering his comments last night but who knows, maybe he is using his best reverse psychology on us.
  • For lots more from last nights show click here and don't forget to vote off who you think will be send home tonight.

Cruises, Beckhams, Beckinsles, and Klum-Samuels in Napa!

We are so taking an afternoon trip up to Napa! On Monday our very favorite A-List Hollywood clique — David and Victoria Beckham, Tom and Katie Cruise, Heidi Klum and Seal, and Kate and Len Wiseman — all headed up north for a wine country vacation. How amazing would that celebrity sighting be? The eight of them were spotted at wineries, taking a tour of a vineyard, snapping photos, and seeming to have a great time together. What a perfect little couples getaway in beautiful Napa!


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Claymate Gets To Meet Clay Aiken On Tyra's 500th Episode


A lucky or very unlucky (you decide) Claymate got to meet her American Idol Clay Aiken on Tyra's 500th episode.

Click on the video above to watch TV at it's best! Get the tissues ready!


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Uma Thurman’s employees & parents testify about crazed stalker

Uma Thurman’s parents and employees have been testifying this week in Manhattan State Supreme Court in the case against her stalker, Jack Jordan. Jordan is a diagnosed as schizophrenic with bipolar disorder who stalked and harassed Thurman and her family members from early 2005 – September 2007. He was arrested this past October. Both Thurman’s housekeeper Dorota Janas and former personal assistant Samara Koffler testified that Jordan would hang out on the stoop her Greenwich Village home, ring the doorbell multiple times a day, and leave creepy letters.

Thurman’s housekeeper Dorota Janas testified on the second day of Jack Jordan’s trial that he rang the bell at the actress’ Greenwich Village town house at least twice a day for at least 10 days last summer…Janas, testifying through a Polish interpreter, said she saw Jordan sitting on the front stoop a few days before another employee called police. Some time later, she retrieved a letter Jordan had left for Thurman on the stoop.

Samara Koffler, a film producer who was Thurman’s former personal assistant, testified that she returned from the Bahamas in August 2007 and saw the letter Janas had found. She read part of it in court. “Dear Uma,” Koffler read, “I love you completely. Unless rousted, I’ll spend the night in front of (Thurman’s address).” At another point, she read: “Ask your assistant to let me wait inside until you return. I feel afraid that if I see you with another man I’ll kill myself.”

Koffler said she told Thurman about the letter and called 911 and told police “an unstable man” was hanging around the house.

[From the Huffington Post]

Thurman’s parents Birgitte and Robert Thurman testified as well. They received multiple emails and phone calls from Jordan at their Woodstock, New York home – further indication of just how far Jordan was willing to go to be with Thurman.

Her father, Robert Thurman, said his reaction after reading e-mails from Jordan was to try to remember the FBI’s telephone number. He said in court Tuesday he was seeing Jordan for the first time.

Her mother, Birgitte “Nena” Thurman, testified that she believed Jordan “was someone who would benefit from medical attention.” She said the first time she spoke to the defendant was in 2005 when he called her home in Woodstock, N.Y., and told her that he “and my daughter had a predestination to be together.” She said he asked her to relay that message.

“I tried to assure him in no uncertain terms that this was just a fantasy and he was projecting,” Thurman said, and that her daughter had no interest in him.

[From the Huffington Post]

One of my friends works for the Manhattan D.A.’s office and sat in on the trial for a few hours on Monday morning. She said Jack Jordan wasn’t one of those visibly crazy people that gives you the chills just looking at him. He looks normal, like a guy you could pass on the street. No odd behaviors or anything in court. She also said that he carries a large backpack with him wherever he goes in the courthouse and the courtroom, which is unusual.

The defense’s arguments so far are just that Jordan is a guy in love. With a side of crazy. But apparently they’re focusing on the love, and saying he needs mental help but not jail time.

Here’s Uma before her taping of The Late Show with David Letterman on April 16. Images thanks to PR Photos.



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FIELD TRIPS: In Which I Visit The Food Network And Am Saved From Starvation By Paula Deen

As a shameless eating enthusiast, when I had chance to visit the Food Network and meet culinary icon Paula Deen (whose shows I watch obsessively, because they’re like pornography for your stomach) on the set of Paula’s Party, I prepared for my visit by embarking upon a strict fast - much like the ones I employ before Thanksgiving, Christmas and other particularly gluttonous holidays - to ensure that my belly would be completely empty upon arrival, and thus prepared for maximum stuffage. What I didn’t know about the magic and trickery of television is that there isn’t actually a whole lot of food sitting around behind the scenes of these shows, as it’s all being cooked and eaten onstage by the less-starving likes of Clay Aiken (what a not weird guy he was), Dionne Warwick and Ace of Cakes baker Duff Goldman. Luckily, Paula stepped in an saved me from losing a little weight.


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Will Ferrell’s Being A Jerk

From COMEDY CENTRAL INSIDER — No, no. Not in real life. Here we have an old, unaired SNL skit with Will Ferrell being comforted by the lovable teddy bear, Shaq. Check out the video, after the jump!


Will Ferrell and Shaq in Unaired SNL Sketch

Funny or Die has just posted an unaired SNL clip from the Will Ferrell era. Written by Adam McKay, it features a song and dance number by Ferrell and Kazaam-star Shaquille O’Neal. I can only assume this never made it past dress rehearsal so that night’s Mango sketch could be stretched to 45 minutes.


Tags: Celebrity, Videos, BAN, Comedy Central Insider, Will Ferrell, Shaq, SNL

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BWE’s State-By-State American Idol Breakdown

Each week, the website DialIdol.com has a handy state-by-state breakdown illustrating which singers won in which state, judging by which voting phone lines were the busiest. We reprint this week’s breakdown, but instead of using the DialIdol key, we’ve printed our own Best Week Ever key below. So check it out, and see who your state voted for!

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Nothing like lifting your feet for a sweeping generalization, eh? The actual key can be found after the jump.

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Tags: Entertainment, American Idol, Syesha Mercado, David Cook, David Archuleta, Brooke White, Jason Castro

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Kate Hudson, Like All Hollywood Actresses Ever, Was Kind Of A Tomboy Growing Up

Hudson PeopleFor those of you unfamiliar with Paul F. Tompkins’ standup bit about interviews with Hollywood actresses, it goes a little something like this:

At one point, they will always ask the beea-utiful Hollywood actress, ‘Tell me, what were you like as a little girl?’ And then the beeau-tiful Hollywood actress will always say, “Oh, well — I was a bit of a Tomboy. I know it’s hard to believe cause I’m so beautiful and everything, but I WAS A TOMBOY! Used to walk around in overalls and a baseball hat, carried a slingshot and I was constantly catchin’ frogs!

Flash forward to Wednesday, April 30 — Kate Hudson has been named People Magazine’s Most Beautiful Cover Girl. Surely, this beautiful actress has always been beautiful and actresslike, especially in her childhood, right?

Was she always such a head-turner? Admits the actress: “I was a tomboy. I had three brothers. I was the girl with the dress on that always came back in the house filthy with scrapes and bruises. But I was always very girly. I had to be able to twirl so that my underwear showed.”

Sometimes, folks, the jokes come true.

Tags: Entertainment, Gossip, Kate Hudson, Paul F. Tompkins, Tomboy

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Cher and Tom Cruise created “yuck”

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By “yuck,” I mean they did the dirty.

People says, “He was a shy boy. He didn’t have any money. One night we walked into this restaurant in New York and this girl came up, this waitress came up and she took our order and stuff like that and he said, ‘I knew that girl in school and she wouldn’t give me the time of day.’ ”
Winfrey’s audience particularly appreciated Cher’s remembrance of the “long date” she spent with Cruise – “I lived in his apartment,” she tells Winfrey – which elicited cheers from the crowd.

I wonder if he kept her in a cocoon while she lived in his Cruisentology spaceship, only allowing her to breath through straws while watching him dance on a couch and tell her he loves her.

Stop the madness.



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Watch Out, Another Spears Girl Is Headed Our Way

Jamie Lynn was back to her baggy choices of maternity wear for a trip to the mall in Mississippi yesterday. She's heading into the last couple of months of her pregnancy, and while that can be tiring, there's lots to be excited about — like the sex of the baby. Life & Style reports that she will be welcoming a little girl around June 29! The Spears girls always make headlines, so it will be interesting to see what Jamie Lynn's mini-me will be like.


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Ronaldo Involved in Transvestite Sex Scandal

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Soccer star Ronaldo reportedly dropped dropped off his girlfriend at her house in Rio de Janeiro on Monday night, then picked up three prostitutes. It wasn't until they were all booked into a motel that the 2002 World Cup winner found out that the prostitutes were actually men.

According to Rio police, the AC Milan player alleges that the transvestites then tried to extort money from him. Carlos Augusto Nogueira, the Rio police superintendent said:

Ronaldo "reported that Andreia had taken his car documents and demanded $30,000. Ronaldo admits the facts. He said he just wanted to amuse himself, that's not a crime. To pay to have sexual relations isn't illegal. There's a strong chance that Ronaldo has been the victim of extortion."

After Ronaldo refused to pay up, the prostitutes claimed that Ronaldo had taken drugs, and had threatened to hurt the three transvestites.

Sounds like Ronaldo found himself in a pickle after they started demanding money from him. How embarrassing!

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Kim and Khloe Kardashian fight for Bentley.

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Here are some shots of them at Australian Fashion week. My God, Kim looks amazing. But looking amazing doesn’t mean you can win a bar fight against your built like a linebacker sister. The two went to blows over who gets the Bentley, and I must say, Khloe is one intimidating b#$tch.

Oh well, here are some good Kim Kardashian sexy pictures.

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No Sex Tape in The Hills?

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Yesterday, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt spilled the beans about a Lauren Conrad Sex Tape on The Tyra Banks show.

US Magazine says, “I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist,” Wahler tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. “Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention.
“Lauren is my friend,” Wahler continues, “and it is insulting to her to suggest this.”
On Tuesday’s Tyra Banks Show, Pratt declared, “I know for 100 percent fact it did exist – 1000%!”

The Hills are alive,
with the sound of
bulls#$t.

Come on, enough with these media games. The girl either did the dirty or she didn’t, lets stop the madness. I actually think Lauren is the hottest one on the show, and if she does release a sex tape, the will be able to finally knock Heidi Montag back out of the spotlight, for good.

Or at least until she has her own sex tape.



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Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz starring in new Newlyweds?

Joe Simpson seems absolutely intent on wrecking as much of his daughters’ lives as he possibly can. Truly, if he sat down with a marker, paper, and poster board and drew out some type of chart titled, “Ways to Interfere with/Mess Up Offspring & Impede All Forms of Happiness,” he could not have done a better job. Which is why I’m pretty sure he’s planned this all out. Because any quasi-sane, loving parent would have stepped off by now and said, “You know what? Whatever I touch, I ruin. Maybe I should stop touching things.” And I mean that exactly how it sounds, Joe Simpson. Perv.

Anyway, Joe has decided he wasn’t satisfied just ruining daughter Jessica’s life with his domineering, interfering ways while filming the Newlyweds with now ex-husband Nick Lachey. There’s a reason Nick’s an ex, and it rhymes with and looks just like Papa Joe. Simpson has decided (seemingly without involving his daughter in the decision) that Ashley and new fiancé Pete Wentz are going to do their own Newlyweds show. Because why wreck just one marriage when you can wreck two?

Get yourself ready for the return of MTV’s Newlyweds — with a twist! Instead of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, it’s Simpson version 2.0 is coming your way, with Jessica’s little sister, Ashlee Simpson, 23, and fiancé, Pete Wentz, 28, set to appear as the couple in the hit MTV format — at least if Joe Simpson gets his way!

Never one to miss a money-making opportunity, Ashlee’s dad and manager Joe seems determined to turn this idea into a reality. “He knows that no one cared about Jessica before her reality show, and he’s hoping a show for Ashlee will have the same effect,” a source close to the singer tells OK!.

With a wedding on the horizon, a baby on the way and a famous rocker fiancé, Ashlee’s life has all the ingredients for a reality show. (Ashlee and Pete’s publicist tells OK! they are not set to appear in Newlyweds.) If the program comes off, let’s hope the Bittersweet World singer’s love story doesn’t end the same way as her sister’s failed marriage.

[From OK!]

Touché, OK. Touché. Never did I think I could wholeheartedly agree with anything that came from the printing press of OK Magazine, but they’re pretty much right on the ball on this one. The Simpson girls clearly don’t have the spine to stand up to their father. I was hoping one of their spouses would have, but if I were a betting woman, I would have gone with Nick Lachey long before I could imagine Pete Wentz standing up to Papa Joe. And I think he’s a little too busy sharpening his eyeliner pencil to be bothered. The sad thing is, I’d probably watch this show, if only to yell at Joe Simpson.

Here’s Pete and Ashley at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner at the Washington Hilton on April 26th. Images thanks to WENN.



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Jaba the Hut has nothing on Harrison Ford, says Carrie Fisher

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Carrie Fisher once let Harrison Ford jedi mind trick her into sex. Well, apparently Carrie was already down to do the deed before they worked together on Star Wars, which is where the it all went down.

The Sun says, “I went on the film saying ‘I’m going to have an affair’, like it was a kiwi, an exotic fruit — because I’d never had one!” She adds: “I had a crush on Harrison for sure. Harrison is great fun when he’s had a few drinks.”
Shaking her head and saying: “I’m going to get in so much trouble,” she adds: “Once I left the room and came back and he was in the closet not wearing a lot of clothes.”

Was he naked and sniffing your bras? If he were, that would be a much better story to tell. But I have to ask the question on everyone’s mind, did he get to do her while she was dressed in character? If he didn’t, his game just went down like 5 solid points.



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BWEDITORIAL: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Miley Cyrus’ Nude Shoulder Scandal

mileyvanityfairOMG_2.jpgNow that every card-carrying citizen in the United States of America has had a chance to weigh in with their thoughts on the fact that a fifteen year-old megastar appeared in the pages of Vanity Fair with her shoulder vulgarly exposed for all the world to see, I figured I’d throw in my own two cents on the matter, if only for posterity’s sake.

You see, the thing about this week’s whole Miley Cyrus Media Melee is: it’s good for literally everyone on Earth.

The Media - Having reached its Celebrity Coverage saturation point after collectively pushing Britney Spears to the precipice of an existential abyss, the news media’s collective unconscious seemed to suffer a shift towards apathy when it came to celebrity news, backing off on the round-the-clock, in-your-face TMZ-coverage while everyone tried to wash off the emotional filth they felt after the whole Britney fiasco. Now that enough time has passed for everyone to feel borne again, their celebrity bloodlust is greater than ever, and as the South Park creators so perceptively pointed out, Miley Cyrus has emerged as America’s next sacrificial virgin. Miley’s exposed neck in Vanity Fair - despite its relative unimportance when compared to other things currently happening in the world - finally gave the news vampires something to sink their fangs into.

Miley Herself - Miley has been groomed to become a celebrity phenomenon since before she was even born, when Billy Ray’s one-hit wonder “Achy Breaky Heart” finally sunk its way out of the Top 100 and the family had to find a new way to sustain their newfound way of wealthy living. And she’s embraced this path every step of the way, an eager participant in her own Hollywoodificiation. This will be the event that finally pushes her through the ceiling of teen fame and into the wild, weird realm of household-name certifiable International Superstardom.

The Disney Company - Behind the fame is the fortune, and as the Miley Cyrus business goes bigtime (some estimate her potential worth to be in the billions), so do the profits of her corporate shareholders. Sure, they’re going to do their “concerned outrage” song and dance in the press, but make no mistake, Mileygate is money in Mickey’s cartoon pockets. She might not be appearing in their kids programming much longer, but that’s chump change in comparison to the TV shows, albums, and movies for grown-ups they plan to put her name on.

Vanity Fair - Do you think no one was paying attention when New York Magazine dropped jaws and broke sales records by putting Lindsay Lohan nudie pics into the pages of their so-called high-brow magazine? You can bet that the Miley photographs, and the ensuing media outrage (ie, every newspaper, magazine, website and cable news show’s total inability to talk about anything else for an entire week) was coldly considered, calculated and executed by the magazine’s marketing and editorial higher-ups, who were looking to move some product. And boy have they ever, with record hits to their website and what will undoubtedly be record sales in recent memory.

You & Me & Everyone Else
- Let’s get real: we love sh*t like this. If Miley hadn’t come along and bared her shoulder for the world to scorn at, what the hell would we even have to think about this week? Whether those girls from The Hills might show up to the same party again? Who will be the next person to win American Idol and subsequently be forgotten? The next President of the United States!?! Been there, done that, so five minutes ago. Miley - like Jesus - sacrificed herself and her shoulder for each and every one of us, becoming a national symbol of immorality and poor judgement whose media flogging we can watch with self-righteous indignation as we absolve ourselves of the errors of our own ways.

Everyone wins, and the only thing about this we really need to be concerning ourselves with is: who the hell did her make-up? It looks terrible.

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Sugar Bits — Jennifer Lopez's New Show Won't Be "Reality"

  • Jennifer Lopez's manager has made it clear that her upcoming show for TLC will not feature her family. Instead, it will follow the star as she and her business associates launch a new fragrance. — People
  • My Name Is Earl star Jason Lee is expecting a child with his girlfriend, Ceren Alkac. — lilsugar
  • Billy Bon Thornton's 14-year-old son is in the middle of a sex crimes investigation after his 22-year-old girlfriend's ex-boyfriend tipped off the police to the illicit relationship. — TMZ
  • Nick Cannon, who split from former fiancee Selita Ebanks in October, was apparently overheard telling Jacob the Jeweler that he's engaged to Mariah Carey. — Page Six
  • CSI's Gary Dourdan was arrested early Monday morning after police found him asleep in his car and in possession of a variety of drugs. — AP
  • Another celebrity was kicked off Dancing With the Stars last night. How do you feel about the remaining contestants? — E! News
  • Domestic assault charges against Vanilla Ice have been dropped after his wife recanted her original statement that he beat her during an argument earlier this month. — AP
  • Despite the lawsuit Ashley Dupre filed against Girls Gone Wild, the company says that it has footage proving that the former prostitute consented to be filmed. — AP

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Babblinks


CSI's Gary Dourdan arrested for drug possession! - Pop on the Pop

Mariah Carey's getting hitched? - Holy Moly!

Cristian de la Fuente ruptured a tendon, but will go on! - Dlisted

The living dead are out in the daytime! - Celebslam

Watch Bret Michaels do Barry Manilow! - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Incest at its Hollywood best: Hogan style - Candy Kirby

Why does Nicole Richie look so sad these days? - Daily Stab

Vanilla Ice free for allegedly beating his wife. - CelebWarship

Kate Hudson is People's most beautiful person. - Bitten and Bound

Benji Madden pens love song for Paris Hilton. - Hollywood Backwash

Kelly Brook has an amazing body. - Derek Hail

Gwyneth Paltrow's an ungrateful bitch. - Agent Bedhead

Derek Hough and Shannon Elizabeth are going on vacation together?



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Kate, Isla, and Rumer Are Just a Few of the Most Beautiful

The annual list of People magazine's 100 most beautiful people will be released tomorrow, but it's released a sneak peek of the group today. Lovely ladies Isla Fisher and Salma Hayek represented the hot new moms, while Rumer Willis and the cast of Gossip Girl are just a handful of the list's first timers. Kate Hudson earned the honor of cover girl and talked about how she balances being a tomboy and girly-girl, saying, "I was a tomboy. I had three brothers. I was the girl with the dress on that always came back in the house filthy with scrapes and bruises. But I was always very girly. I had to be able to twirl so that my underwear showed." We can't wait to see who else of our favorites were honored, but what do you think of your first peek?

Reminds us about another list that is just around the corner: The PopSugar 100 will be announced next month. Last year's list included the most talked about, hardest working folks in Hollywood. I wonder how things will shake out this year. Stay tuned for more details on how you can effect the votes.

One Word: Idiot



Paula's either drunk or living in some kind of parallel universe where everything is made of chocolate and vicodin and unicorns fly our ass.



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Lindsay Brings the Boobs to HD

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After seeing Lindsay Lohan wearing nothing more than old t-shirts recently, she's cleaned herself up, dispensed with the bra and hit the red carpet for an LG Electronics event to promote a new HD tv. So would the swag actually be a new TV? Sweet. Couple picts of former jailbird Michelle Rodriquez hitting the town after the event in a see through shirt.

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6 Singers Who Would Make Worse Mentors Than Neil Diamond on American Idol

NEIL DEE DEE.jpgNeil Diamond has always had a special place in my heart, namely because he is responsible for some of the most classic American soft rock songs ever created. Walk into any drunken beer hall in Austria or Germany, and you’ll find throngs of red-faced frat boys rocking side-to-side, steins high in the air, singing “Sweet Caroline” in strangely perfect harmony — the essence of American inebriation. Also, Neil very much resembles my father, so much so that as a little girl seeing Diamond perform on television, I was convinced my soft-spoken father Mel led a double-life as some sort of famous sequined solo singer. So when I learned that he would be the special guest mentor on this week’s American Idol, I was enthused.

Sadly, the enthusiasm wore off about half-way through the show, when it became clear that the “Neil Diamond” episode of AI would rank as one of the worst yet. Forget the fact that only two of the singers are actually talented — David Cook and Syesha (sorry Archuleta fans, his spittle act has worn thin) — but more bothersome than the offensive lack of talent was that the songs were literal death lullabies. Even those songs that were recognizable were basically strangled on stage by a group of kids, most of whom are too young to even know about the Legend of Neil.

Why Diamond was even on the show, especially following last week’s older-skewing Andrew Lloyd Webber episode, is confusing. But even more confusing are many of the unrecognizable song choices made by the contestants. Where was “You Don’t Bring Me Flowers”? David Cook’s “Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon”? “Cherry, Cherry”?!?!

But trying to remain positive about things, I decided to compile a list of 6 Singers that Would Make Worse Mentors Than Neil Diamond on last night’s American Idol (In Other Words: Count Your Blessings):

6. Paula Abdul. It seems weird that Paula Abdul herself has never taken to mentoring those sweet, little, innocent Idol contestants. Perhaps the fact that she’s an animatronic dead timetraveling robot has something to do with it. And if you missed last night’s eppy, this video clip is all you really need to know about: Paula commenting on the contestants after the first round of songs, but somehow having critiques of both of their songs…:

Video of said incident and the rest of my list after the jump.


I’m still not entirely sure that AI isn’t some grand front for the most expensive episode of A&E’s Intervention ever.

5. Riskay. Most inappropriate song sung on national television ever? Or a stern warning from Seacrest to Cowell? To be fair, Riskay’s Idol mentoring would actually lead to one of the best American Idol episodes ever, thanks in large part to her hit song, “Smell Yo D*ck.” (NSFWWWW)

4. Rammstein. Nothing says underaged public aneurysm like bringing the soft sounds of German Industrial Music to the U.S. small screen. If you thought David Archuleta’s “America” was cheesy last night, imagine him Jon Secada-ing up the Rammstein version!


3. Rednex. Imagine an episode where one-hit wonder band Rednex had to mentor. Yes, folks, with only one-hit, you’re talking of at least 4 to 7 varied renditions of “Cotton-Eyed Joe.”


That just ain’t right. We’d take Eiffel 65 over this. Though we wouldn’t mind seeing D. Cook morph it into some sort of Creed-like rock song, that’s for sure.

2. Bob Dylan. Move over, Kevorkian Machine, we’ve got a new suicide inducer in town. Wouldn’t it be great to watch these 17 year olds mumble their way through songs whose meanings are completely lost on them? And think about it. For the first time, Paula Abdul would sound articulate in comparison. Do it for Paula, AI producers.

1. The Dutch Pedophile.


The episode would probably be the most entertaining one ever. But at what cost, David Archuleta’s innocence and virginity? At what cost??

Tags: Entertainment, American Idol, Paul Abdul, Rammstein

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Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer's Hot Poolside Bikini Cuddling!

Wow. Seriously, our jaws dropped this morning when we checked out the InTouch cover showing not only the intimate lunch we heard Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer shared in Miami last Friday, but some extremely hot cuddly poolside moments. Jennifer looks smoking in her bikini as usual while John showed off his tattoo sleeve nuzzled right up against her. He apparently had a room for himself at the Four Seasons while in town, but it didn't get much use since he was by Jennifer's side at the Mandarin Oriental all weekend. Back in NY when asked about his weekend, John answered, "My weekend was good." We weren't so sure about these two together when we first heard about the lunch, but seeing them together they make a gorgeous pair. Hey, even if its just a weekend fling, score for both of them.

Jason Wahler: “I Do Not Have a Sex Tape of Lauren Conrad”

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Jason Wahler is speaking out against Spencer Pratt’s recent claims on national TV that a Lauren Conrad sex tape exists. “I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist,” Wahler tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. “Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention.

“Lauren is my friend,” Wahler continues, “and it is insulting to her to suggest this.” On Tuesday’s Tyra Banks Show, Pratt declared, “I know for 100 percent fact it did exist – 1000%!”

His girlfriend, Heidi Montag, also claimed the video was “not a rumor. From what I have heard from confirmed sources… her ex-boyfriend was going around trying to sell it.”

Banks then asked Montag, if she hadn’t seen the tape, how could she be so sure it existed. “Well, I mean, I am not sure she has it anymore… but from what I’ve heard…” Montag added, “I am not really allowed to elaborate.”

Conrad and Montag’s friendship fizzled after she accused her of spreading rumors about the raunchy tape. The two recently put away their cat claws to pose on the cover of Rolling Stone, but the drama between them is hardly over.

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Beating The Dead Miley Horse

From 23/6 — First the bra photos, then the Vanity Fair photos, now this?! Some girls just don’t know when to stop. Check out this magazine cover, after the jump!


Miley Cyrus photo backlash: someday, we’ll look back on this and masturbate

The unsatisfying Miley Cyrus non-scandal continues. Apparently, her parents are “mortified” by the semi-nude shots of their superstar daughter, Miley (aka Hannah Montana) taken after they left the now-infamous Vanity Fair photo shoot. Meanwhile, Disney, which owns the nearly
$1 billion “Hannah Montana” empire, has ordered Miley to lie low.

Poor Miley’ll be in lockdown indefinitely, but 40 years from now, she’ll glance through a copy of Star and realize it was the best thing that ever happened to her career. We’ve got the proof.

Tags: Celebrity, Parodies, Gossip, Celebrity Photobooth, BAN, 23/6, National Enquirer, Miley Cyrus

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Scott Weiland To Go to Jail for Eight Days

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Scott Weiland, lead singer for the Stone Temple Pilots, was reportedly sentenced to eight days in jail on Monday for a DUI on November 21 which was confirmed by a spokesman for the Los Angeles City Attorney's Office. Weiland pleaded no contest which is equivalent to a guilty plea in California to driving under the influence of alcohol, which is his second DUI conviction in nearly four years.

It's unclear how Weiland's sentencing might affect his reunion tour with Stone Temple Pilots, who played their first show together in nearly eight years earlier this month. The band is scheduled to begin a 65-date series of concerts in North America on May 17.

Oh well, perhaps some dates are going to have to be rescheduled. Sucks to be him, but it sounds like he needs to get a handle on his drinking problem.

I'm guessing that he probably hasn't made up with Slash yet after being dumped from Velvet Revolver.

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Heidi & Spencer Defend Miley Cyrus In “Flintstones Meet The Jetsons” Of Who Gives A Sh*t?

Miley waveDo you love hearing every remotely famous individual speak out about photos of a fifteen-year-old’s shoulder, but you also love reading about two vapid shells of humanity and their mundane west-coast existence, and you just don’t have time in your busy schedule to completely waste your time hearing about both??

Worry no longer!

“I think she’s a young girl in Hollywood, and she’s just having fun,” Heidi Montag told Extra. “[She]’s exploring herself.”

Added beau Spencer Pratt, “I didn’t think it was that bad. Supposedly, she’s wearing a top underneath. It’s artistic.”

Awesome!!! It’s like a handy 2-in-1, “Flintstones Meet The Jetsons” / Bifocals / Travelling Wilburys / Spork / “Alien vs. Predator” / Nuts and Gum / Martin & Lewis / Pert Plus / Mayostard / Pizzone / This Thing of a complete waste of everyone’s f***ing time!

Thanks, cosmos!

Tags: Entertainment, Gossip, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Miley Cyrus

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Mary-Kate Olsen pictures at the Tribeca Film Festival

Mary-Kate Olsen picture at the Tribeca Film Festival

Mary-Kate Olsen has been staying pretty much out of the spotlight lately, so we haven’t seen any new pictures of her in a while. But yesterday (April 28, 2008) she made an appearance at the Chanel Dinner Party during the Tribeca Film Festival.

Her outfit is a little weird (even for MK!), but she seems a lot healthier, don’t you think?

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Mary-Kate Olsen picture dressed in black, looking healthier at the Tribeca Film Festival - April 2008 Mary-Kate Olsen picture dressed in black, looking healthier at the Tribeca Film Festival - April 2008 Mary-Kate Olsen picture dressed in black, looking healthier at the Tribeca Film Festival - April 2008 Mary-Kate Olsen picture dressed in black, looking healthier at the Tribeca Film Festival - April 2008
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“Tom Cruise and Oprah Winfrey together again” links

- Tom Cruise and Oprah Winfrey together again. I never realized how gigantic her head is [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Cher dated Tom Cruise back in the 80s when she was 39 and he was 23. Cher thinks it could have been a “great big romance” if their schedules didn’t mess it up [Dlisted]
- Russell Simmons Denies ‘Small Man-hood’ Rumor [Bossip]
- Uma Thurman’s The Life Before Her Eyes is a dud [Pajiba]
- Brooke Hogan came face to face with her dad’s look-a-like girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel yesterday in L.A. From these pictures, you can’t even tell who’s who [Celebslam]
- John Cusack Disaster Reaffirms Iraq Films’ Special Place in America’s Heart [Defamer]
- Britney Spears returned to the set of “How I Met Your Mother” yesterday [Yeeeah!]
- The Cast Of Gossip Girl Really Loves Each Other [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Kelly Brook @ LG Electronics Sponsored Launch Party [The Bastardly]
- Soccer ace David Beckham is to follow in the footsteps of Robert DeNiro, Jamie Foxx, and James Blunt and appear in legendary kids TV show Sesame Street [In Case You Didn’t Know]
- Jeremy Piven’s got a hot girl in a bikini. I don’t know how he does it (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Lindsay Lohan’s mom went nuts on her assistant at JFK baggage claim last week [Hollywood Rag]
- Who Is That Masked Criminologist? [Agent Bedhead]
- Amy Smart isn’t shy… and for some reason feels the need to bare her black tape-covered breasts. Pretty much NSFW, depending on how cool your boss is (or isn’t) [The Blemish]
- New proof Suri Cruise is alive and growing [CityRag]
- Prosecutors in Florida today decided to not charge Vanilla Ice after his recent arrest for domestic violence because, “There is insufficient credible evidence to prove the charge beyond a reasonable doubt due to the victim recanting her original statement and lack of an independent witness.” [Crazy Days and Nights]
- OMG — Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad spotted on the same Rolling Stone cover! I know, it was a really big deal to me, too [Popsugar]
- Madonna and Lourdes leaving the Kabbalah Center in NYC. Lourdes might want to try for some new glasses [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Lindsay Lohan really loves smoking. Either this girl is smoking eighteen cigarettes at a time, or she’s some type of dragon [WWTDD]
- Canadian-born Pamela Anderson has finally been made an U.S. citizen [Websters is My Bitch]
- Patrick Dempsey’s wife Jillian has a perma scowlface [Lainey Gossip]
- Hilary Duff made an appearance at the “War, Inc.” after-party hosted by Cadillac at Tenjune yesterday, looking healthy and glowing in a tight black dress [The Skinny]
- Phoebe Price is the Coppertone Model. Wow, and I thought I was pale [Derek Hail]
- Michelle Rodriguez’s “Oh No” Face [Best Week Ever]
- Blake Lively debuted the new diaper chic Chanel line last night at New York’s Greenwich Hotel [Mollygood]
- Side-by-side comparison of Kimberley Stewart on the beach and in a lingerie ad. While her body is similar, it is not the same [Jezebel]
- Rachel Hunter’s fancy dog house is nicer than my entire apartment. By a lot [Popbytes]



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Link Time!!!

  • The first photo of Tom's return to Oprah — Access Hollywood
  • Three more cast members added to the 90210 spinoff! — BuzzSugar
  • Lourdes Leon is stealing her mom's style — Pink Is the New Blog
  • Vanessa Hudgens has another album coming our way — JustJared
  • Amy Winehouse is adamant about her love for Blake Incarcerated — D-Listed
  • Kristin Cavallari and Rumer Willis show off their bikini bodies for OP — Hollywood Tuna
  • Motherhood made Cindy Crawford love her body — Celebrity Baby Blog
  • Pamela Anderson might be pregnant again — Hollywood Rag
  • Is there a Jimi Hendrix sex tape? — IDLYITW
  • What is John Travolta trying to tell us with his new facial hair? — cityrag
  • Jimmy Kimmel and Neil Diamond hit the roof — popbytes
  • Hulk Hogan helps Brooke apply sunscreen and it's totally gross — Egotastic

Gabber Quote of the Day

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"I don't want to keep having my face pulled and poked and Botoxed until I don't look like myself, but a caricature. But if I got a double chin, I would do something about it."

~Joan Collins



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It's Not Easy Being 2 For Suri Cruise

Adorable Suri Cruise was spotted with her nanny exiting a car yesterday in LA. The tiny tot looks like maybe she just woke up from a nap, but being groggy isn't going to stop this little one from remaining one of the best-dressed toddlers in town. Suri is probably still somewhat tired out from her big birthday bash last week. Hopefully she can get plenty of rest today and tomorrow, so she can catch her daddy's big appearance on Oprah on Friday. Although Suri sightings have become fewer and farther between, we are hoping the nice Summer weather will bring one of our favorite celebrity babies out to play.

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Someone Please Just Tell Perez Who The Creepy Daughter Rapist Guy Looks Like Already…

…Because he’s really losing his sh*t about it, and if he doesn’t arrive at a satisfactory answer soon, all of Hollywood will be implicitly linked to this monster. Also, The Grinch? Really, Perez? The dad who kept his daughter in a dungeon and forced her to father his children resembles a beloved Dr. Seuss character? REALLY!?!

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Gary Dourdan busted for heroin, cocaine & ecstasy after getting fired from CSI


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CSI star Gary Dourdan pulled a George Michael and was found by police passed out in his car at 5:21 this morning in Palm Springs, California. Cops must have searched his vehicle because TMZ reports that he was arrested on suspicion of heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs. He is now out of jail after posting bail of $5,000.

This week’s National Enquirer reports that Dourdan was canned from CSI for his drug and alcohol problem, but that he’s telling people he was fired:

“CSI” star Gary Dourdan claims he quit the show - but he was fired due to drug and alcohol abuse, say sources!

Gary - who plays criminalist Warrick Brown - is telling pals that he decided to walk away from the hit CBS drama, but show insiders insist that studio brass gave him the boot after weeks of tension on the set.

The 43-year-old actor has confessed in interviews to “reckless periods” when he abused drugs and alcohol, but claims he quit cold turkey in his 20s. Despite that, insiders say the show’s producers got fed with Gary’s drugging and boozing - and pulled the plug on his TV crime-fighting career.

When contacted by The Enquirer, CBS wouldn’t comment on the reasons for Gary’s departure.

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, May 5, 2008]

The Enquirer reminds us that Dourdan pled no contest to misdemeanor battery in 2005 after it was alleged that he beat and raped a former girlfriend. And remember that video that TMZ posted last summer of Dourdan chasing and taunting a paparazzo instead of the other way around? Dourdan is said to have beat up the guy and smashed his head on the pavement, but it’s hard to tell from the videos they have up, which are pretty shaky because the victim is carrying the camera. There’s a lot of running and swearing going on, and whatever happened it’s clear that Dourdan is taunting the poor guy.

In response to Dourdan’s photographer beat down in mid July, 2007, CBS issued a statement that he had not been dropped from the show. It looks like he’s out of there at this point and that it’s not like getting busted for drug possession is going to affect his already-tanked career. Gary Dourdan’s bio is still up on the CSI website, but look for a statement from CBS about his employment status in light of his recent drug bust.



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Do You Think Miley Cyrus Will Learn Her Lesson?

The Miley Cyrus craziness hasn't slowed down just yet, the latest news being that her parents actually ducked out of the shoot before the photos in question were taken, and that Disney's plan for damage control is to keep Miley out of the limelight as much as possible for the next four to six months. She's already issued an apology for the photos, but it feels like the pop star has been a little too relaxed about keeping her image clean with incidents like talking about how much she loves Sex and the City and those somewhat racy photos in her bra that have been around the Internet. So we want to know — do you think Miley will learn her lesson after this latest scandal?


Welcome Back, You Fabulous, Hilarious Bitch

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It’s been a while since we’ve seen anything worthwhile come out of Jim Carrey’s career. (I believe The Truman Show was the last thing my brain chooses to recognize as a “film”). But if these stills from Jim Carrey’s upcoming flick I Love You Phillip Morris are any indication, the bitch is back! According to sources:

Based on a true story, the flick follows the tale of married father Steven Russell - played by Jim - who ends up serving time after a run-in with the law. While inside he falls in love with his cellmate, Phillip Morris. When Phillip - portrayed by Star Wars actor Ewan McGregor - gets released, Jim’s character tries to escape four times - leading to him being sentenced to 144 years behind bars.

To prepare for their latest celluloid offering, Jim, Ewan and Rodrigo apparently visited a local gay bar in Miami. “(They) looked like they were having a great time,” says a source. “They were laughing and joking and looked as though they were really trying to get into character.”

I can practically smell the fake tan. Also, was that belt buckle torn off of the door at the Versace mansion? Well played, you gigantic, golden, gaudy bastard. Well played.

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ICYMI: When Vlogging Goes Wrong

gabesvlag.JPGOur friends over at Videogum have this cutesypants little “Double Dog” thing where they challenge each other to do semi-embarrassing stuff according to a prescribed set of rules. This time, Lindsay challenges Gabe to create a Vlog (or “videoblog”, if you will) that adheres to the following criteria:

1. Gabe cannot pre-write anything or use notes
2. The vlog must include stupid dissolves and wipes and transitions
3. The vlog must include ten seconds of staring
4. Gabe has to talk about politics
5. The vlog must feature stuffed animals
6. Gabe has to start a fight with another vlogger
7. Gabe has to tell a go-nowhere anecdote about a thing that happened to me that no one cares about
8. The vlog must feature lip synching
9. Gabe has to address the haters

The resulting vlog is available for viewing after the jump. I’d say it’s about 179% funnier than most real vlogs (if for no other reason than Gabe’s starting a beef with the Sexman).


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Jim Carrey dresses terribly for ‘gay’ film role

Jim Carrey is really working the sex appeal. He’s currently shooting I Love you Phillip Morris, a gay prison escape comedy, of all things. Yes I know, it’s a genre that’s been done to death. Carrey is walking around in some absolutely ridiculous clothes on the movie’s set. I’m praying to God that it takes place in the seventies/eighties. Otherwise there is just no excusing that wardrobe team.

These are the first pictures of a very camp-looking Carrey in character for his role in prison break comedy I Love You Phillip Morris. Dressed in a tight black T-shirt, white jeans, a huge gold lion’s head buckle on his belt, and a liberal helping of fake tan, comedy star Carrey is almost unrecognizable. Carrey is seen here during filming getting to grips with actor Rodrigo Santoro, with his hand on his co-stars behind.

In the film, which is based on a true story, he plays a con artist who is sent to prison where he falls in love with his cellmate Phillip Morris. His cellmate is played by British actor Ewan McGregor in the forthcoming movie from the makers of the film Bad Santa. McGregor’s character is freed from jail, while Carrey’s character Steven Russell is sentenced to a total of 144 years behind bars after he tries to escape four times.

Last week actors McGregor and Jim Carrey reportedly visited a gay bar together in preparation for their roles. The actors were spotted attending ‘Martini Tuesday’ at Miami’s Halo bar. A source said: “Jim and Ewan looked like they were having a great time. They were laughing and joking and looked as though they were really trying to get into character.”

[From the Daily Mail]

I’m embarrassed to admit that I still enjoy an occasional Jim Carrey comedy. They’re very hit-or-miss anymore, but any movie with tight pants deserves to be seen, in my humble opinion.

Here are some pictures from the set. Try to keep your panties on, everyone. Images thanks to Splash.



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The Hills Girls Keep Rolling Right Along

OMG — Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad spotted on the same Rolling Stone cover! The ex-BFFs managed to stay civil long enough to pose with their fellow Hills starlets for the magazine's latest issue, marking the first published photo of Heidi and LC together in over a year. The girls may look like they're having a ball, but rest assured that Heidi and Lauren stayed in their respective corners and didn't exchange a single word throughout the day.

Of course, Spencer had plenty to say in the article, and even though he was absent from the cover, he threw in more than just his two cents about why the Heidi/Lauren breakup is the very reason for the show's success. He said, "People love feuds. Who were Paris and Nicole before they weren't friends? That's when they became superstars. If Lauren and Heidi were friends, people wouldn't tune in." That may be so, but The Hills also has other fun goodies — like gadgets, fashion, and beauty — to keep the old Heidi and Lauren storyline looking so fresh each week.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre Sues Joe Francis for $10 Million


The famous prostitute, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, who was at the center of the former Governor of New York, Eliot Spitzer's sex scandal has reportedly sued Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis, according to ET Online.

Attorneys for Dupré released a statement that alleges:

"In March 2003, Ms. Dupré was on vacation in Miami Beach during her spring break. She was approached by agents and... offered alcoholic drinks. Once intoxicated, she was induced into exposing her breasts while being filmed and told to sign a 'release' form. At the time of these encounters, Dupré was 17 years old and therefore not legally competent to enter into a contract with the defendants."
The lawyers also claim:
"Defendants have sought to exploit Ms. Dupré's image and likeness for their own financial gain... "
The lawyers insist:
"At no time did Ms. Dupré give legal consent to Defendants..."

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In response to the lawsuit, Francis issued a statement today saying:
"We were very surprised and in fact amazed today that Ms. Dupré filed a lawsuit against Girls Gone Wild. We have not publicly released any new video of Ms. Dupré..."
He adds:
"She's seeking $10 Million for topless photos taken in front of a room full of people, including two newspapers and multiple crews we had in the room. These images were taken in public places and contain no sexual contact. We expect to triumph in this matter and continue to offer the best and hottest girls."

It looks like Ashley's after more than the $1 million Girls Gone Wild had offered her though. It'll be interesting to see how much she receives in a settlement. She could end up being the richest prostitute in the end eh?

Joe Francis is a douche though - notice how he takes the opportunity to further promote his company?


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Mischa Barton Photoshoot @ Circular Quay in Sydney (4/28/08)


Why does this girl always wear mom jeans? I swear that every time I see her in pants she has a camel toe. She must be one of these people who find camel toe’s attractive. There is no way you can have a toe this often and not do it on purpose. Mischa has plenty of money to buy new pants, I don’t get it…



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Ronaldo Netted in Tranny Hooker Scandal

ronaldoBrazilian footballer Ronaldo met three hookers at a nightclub Sunday night and hired them to go back to a motel with him. Score! But when he discovered that the three ugly wenches were actually dudes, he offered them $600 each to leave. Two of them took the money but the third transvestite, Andre or "Andrea", demanded $30,000. Or else...

The Sun reports that Ronaldo went to the cops after Andrea threatened to blackmail him and denies his/her claim that the footballer took drugs.

The player and the prostitutes voluntarily went to a police station for questioning. The 31-year-old told police he offered to pay the transvestites anyway, but before he left one of them allegedly asked for 50,000 reais (about $30,000) to hide the story from the media. The police chief said he believed Ronaldo because the transvestite left the police station before being questioned fully.

The chief said, "Ronaldo's testimony is more reliable. From zero to 10, I give his testimony a nine. He was very excited and wanted to go out and have fun, without the press knowing."

"Ronaldo said he is not good in the head and that he is going through psychological problems because of his recent surgery. But he committed no crime at all, it was immoral at best."

Incredibly, Andrea claims she gave Ronaldo - a receipt! For prostitution sex (which is legal in Brazil, but still.) Does a receipt make it deductible as a business expense or something??

And Ronaldo is super rich - why pay for sex when girls are throwing themselves at him?



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Amy Winehouse’s husband on suicide watch; demaning $6 million

Life is really working out well for Blake Fielder-Civil, Amy Winehouse’s estranged, jailbird husband. By being married to Winehouse for just 11 months, Blake is expecting quite the payout at the end of their marriage – which everyone knows is coming in short order. Though he’s said to be on suicide watch at Pentonville Prison - where he’s also relapsed on drugs since finding out that Amy’s been cheating on him – Blake is clearly only sorta-distraught. He’s demanding $500,000 for each month they’ve been married – including the time he’s spent in jail.

Singer Amy Winehouse’s jailbird husband is demanding a £3million divorce payout as he rages over being dumped. Junkie Blake Fielder-Civil, 25, has told his lawyers he wants £250,000 for every month of their year’s marriage, despite being behind bars for part of it. And he fumed to pals after being ditched by the 24-year-old Back to Black singer: “She wouldn’t even be alive if it wasn’t for me.”

A friend said: “At first Blake refused to believe Amy had dumped him, but his initial devastation has been replaced by rage. He said Amy owes everything to him — he inspired her music and says he saved her life. As a result of Amy his life will never be the same and he wants to make her compensate him. He has demanded £3million at the very least from her £10million fortune.”

[From the Sun]

So clearly Blake’s not all that distraught. I’m guessing the suicide watch is just a caution that the jail keepers probably institute in any case like this. Better safe than sorry and all that. Blake is back to his usual drug using. What a winner.

Sources at Pentonville Prison said Fielder-Civil had gone back to his old druggie ways after The Sun revealed Amy had bedded her manager’s assistant Alex Haynes, 22. He begged for heroin from another lag and inhaled it after getting his first clean drugs report in three months.

[From the Sun]

Blake going back to drugs doesn’t make me think he’s all that upset about Amy – from everything that’s been written, he seems the sort who’d take any excuse to use again. It would make a lot of people very happy to see Amy and Blake divorce –not the least of which is both of their families. And most of her friends. The notion that Blake in some way saved Amy is utterly ridiculous. He’s been nothing but bad for her – she had her act comparatively together until she met him. Who knows if she’ll get her life in order again, but Blake being out of it can only do her good.

Here’s Amy Winehouse entertaining friends at her home last night. Images thanks to WENN.



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Lindsay Lohan and her Boobs @ LG Party (4/28/08)


Lindsay looks great. She is so cute but yet she bores me a bit. One thing that is special about Lindsay is that she has one of the best boob jobs I have ever seen. There is still talk that her boobs may be real but I personally doubt it. Even in her recent nude photoshoot there was no proof either way, real or fake. For a minute I was actually convinced they were real but after some quick research I found this photo:
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I must say, the doctor who did Lindsay’s boobs did an amazing job but at this angle, it is unquestionable. No real breast looks that awkward at any angle. So as far as I am concerned, I have seen enough evidence to consider Lindsay’s breast implants a fact. I am sure it was a pretty easy breast augmentation, perfect B cup to a perfect D cup. It is easy to make pretty boobs bigger, they always say if you start perfect, you will end perfect. All these bad boob jobs are usually cases where the person began with no breasts at all, saggy breasts or worse, odd breasts.

Another thing I noticed about Lindsay in the photos from the LG party, (sorry if I gross anyone out, I was eating cereal when I saw this and it made me feel sick), is, she has hair under her arms. I am surprised she wouldn’t think to shave her pits before wearing a dress. Is that strawberry blonde fuzz I spy?
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Dempsey and Michelle Witness Red Carpet Wedding

Patrick Dempsey and Michelle Monaghan looked adorably casual for TRL yesterday then cleaned up quite nicely for the premiere of Made of Honor in NYC. It's only appropriate that they got dressed to the nines for the red carpet, since it wasn't just about celebrity photo ops — one couple won the contest to get married at the premiere! The ceremony was officiated by Entertainment Tonight's Mary Hart and included a Honeymoon in Paris and dance lessons. Patrick commented, "I'm sure the couple's going to remember this for the rest of their lives." Well, congrats to the newlyweds and while we're on the topic don't miss all our wonderful wedding coverage on IDoSugar!


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An Idiot’s Open Letter to Scientists

Dear Scientists,

Scouring today’s Yahoo.com headlines, we came across this doozy of an article:

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Um.. I’m pretty sure that’s a snake. Legless lizard = snake. Seriously.

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Happy to help.

Sincerely,
An Idiot

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Melanie Griffith candid pictures eating some sushi

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Here are some candid pictures of Melanie Griffith eating some sushi and relaxing with a drink, a cigarette and some reading on day 2 of the Coachella Music Festival.

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Hilary Duff: "Who Am I to Judge Miley Cyrus?"

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Hilary Duff insists she's not passing judgment on Miley Cyrus for the provocative photos she did for Vanity Fair. In a press event for the new movie War Inc. she said:
"Everyone goes through things and takes their own path. Who am I to judge decisions that she made?"

Even though Hilary claimed she would not have chosen the same path for herself, she said:

"People are pushing you to do something, and if you want to do it, that's your choice, you know? It's not what I would choose to do, but if she did then that's fine. That's her choice."

Hilary has somehow avoided trouble that many young celebs get into and explained:
"I've had a lot of help from people. It's a joint effort with my family and everyone helping me balance my life."

As mentioned before, Miley looks up to Hilary and also said she was embarrassed by the controversial photos. While the photos really weren't that bad because she wasn't really topless or nude as some reports have suggested, photos of an underage girl appearing almost nude is inappropriate and isn't exactly what many parents want to see their kids doing. The photos don't seem to follow the standard Disney seems to have for their family-friendly TV shows and movies.


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Jeremy Piven used cat urine on his head in an attempt to stop balding


Let me preface this story by saying it’s probably not true that Jeremy Piven actually put cat urine on his head. The source is Star Magazine, and while it may be accurate that he’s trying to stave off baldness it’s up to question whether he went to the extreme of applying cat urine to his scalp. Since it’s asswipe Jeremy Piven we’re talking about, I’ll give Star the benefit of the doubt.

Jeremy Piven, 42, revealed his insecurities about going bald (again?) to a friend and told her that he has tried absolutely everything! “He has experimented with all sorts of folklore remedies, like cat urine and bee pollen, as well as all the organic hair restoration formulas,” the source says. “He had literally 30 types of hair vitamins in his bathroom. It looks like a pharmacy in there.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition, May 5, 2008]

Star probably figured, “what the hell, it’s Jeremy Piven, he could have done this,” and that’s pretty much my opinion on it too.

It was hard to google to find out more about this supposed cat urine homeopathic balding treatment, because most of the results had to do with balding in house cats. Balding Blog has a Q&A with a doctor with about washing your hair in urine - the human type, not the cat type, which somehow sounds less disgusting. The doctor points to a site that claims that heated urine mixed with potato and sulphur powder is a treatment for hair loss. Instead of trying such drastic remedies, a consultation with a medical professional is recommended.

As a woman who finds balding men sexy, I would suggest that if you’re a guy with a decent-shaped head you may as well shave it off or cut it super short. Balding is a sign of virility and men seem to be more worried about it than necessary. In Piven’s case, he probably has some sort of artificial hair coverage going on. Even if he did proudly shave his head there’s no compensating for that obnoxious personality.

Jeremy Piven is shown at the Broadway premiere of “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof” on 3/8/08, thanks to WENN.



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Paris Promotes Herself While Trying To Help Others Too

After a weekend in the scorching desert at Coachella with Benji, Paris Hilton was back in her natural habitat — Kitson — yesterday afternoon. Can't give her too much flack, however, because after donning a shirt with her own face on it and the words "Tabloid Blond" Miss Paris was showing off her charitable side with her to support the organization Erase MS. Leave it to Paris to somehow merge shameless self promotion with doing good at the same time.


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Tony Romo's Family: Chestica is the Dumbest Rock on the Pile

tony and jessicaIs the family of Tony Romo wishing the Cowboy's QB would dump airhead Jessica Simpson and get back together with ex-girlfriend Carrie Underwood? According to a report in OK! magazine that's what the relatives are pining for.

A source claims the family don't want Jessica - whom they jokingly refer to as “the special person with issues” - to visit their Wisconsin home.

Nor do they want to have to deal with papa Joe Simpson.

Natch, Jessica’s rep tells OK!, “This whole story is made up and false. Tony’s dad and Jessica’s dad do not hate each other and they all went to the Masters together two weeks ago.”

The report claims that Tony is still in regular contact with his former flame, country superstar Carrie, 25, who recently split from Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford.

"Tony was in touch with Carrie as recently as April 14,” a source close to the quarterback tells OK!. “They sent text messages and then spoke on the phone for nearly two hours. Jessica knows Tony is still talking to Carrie, and she must not be at all happy about it.”



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Brooke Hogan rocks out in her bikini.

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Brooke Hogan knows how to work the presses. Even though when she is in her bikini she looks as though she is entering the wring at Wrestlemania 2008, she still turns heads. And sometimes knocks heads into turns when she is upset. Good to see that she is really handling her parents divorce well.

More Brooke Hogan pictures.

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Chatter Of Lohan’s Unpopular-ness

From CELE|BITCHY — This post consists of: 6 photos of Lindsay Lohan, various recounts of stories written about her last week, and says she’s no longer popular because of reality stars. Which then displays numerous photos of said reality stars. Check it all out, after the jump!


Lindsay Lohan dipping below reality stars in popularity


Have you noticed that there are much fewer stories about Lindsay Lohan lately? A story in People made it abundantly clear that she’s completely fallen off the wagon. While the gossip magazines and sites covered it, it was barely a blip on our radar. She’s living with a woman and we covered a story that she yelled at Ashley Oslen for trying to talk to her girlfriend, saying “Get your 15-year-old Full House ass away from my girlfriend,” but it only got 7 comments. It’s not like anyone really cares about her at this point. Good for her for staying in a relatively long term relationship even if she’s insanely jealous and drinking again.

The stars of faux reality show “The Hills” get more press coverage than Lohan, and that’s really saying something. Over the weekend there was a story that she drink Shirley Temples and seemed to abstain from alcohol while at a gig her girlfriend, DJ Samantha Ronson, played in Las Vegas on Friday, but with Lohan you never can tell if she’s sneaking vodka into her drinks. Nor does anyone particularly seem to care.

Here she is at the Launch of the Scarlet HD TV Series yesterday, looking rough and awkward in that dress. Also shown are Heidi Montag and Spencer Prat, Emmy Rossum, Kristin Cavallari, Lauren Conrad, Tila Tequila, Vanessa Marcil, Bai Ling, and Travis Barker. Thanks to PRPhotos.

Tags: Celebrity, Celebrity Photobooth, BAN, Celebitchy, Lindsay Lohan, Heidi Montag, Spencer Prat, Emmy Rossum, Kristin Cavallari, Lauren Conrad, Tila Tequila, Vanessa Marcil, Bai Ling, Travis Barker

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Ashley Dupre is selling Joe Francis.

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Her 15 minutes went by in roughly 9 minutes. During that span she lost millions of dollars, her pride, and her sultry escorting job. But now she is back, true American style.

AP says, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, 22, contended in the lawsuit that she was only 17 — too young to sign legally binding contracts — and drunk on spring break in 2003 when she agreed to be filmed for “Girls Gone Wild” in Miami Beach.
Dupre “did not understand the magnitude of her actions, nor that her image and likeness would be displayed in videos and DVDs,” says the lawsuit filed by Miami attorney Richard C. Wolfe.

You go girl. Just not wild.

I wonder if Joe’s defense will actually try to say she wasn’t drunk?



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Heidi Montag flys Spencer Pratt’s flag.

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I wish she’d fly my flag, I would salute her with the little soldier right back…because I am respectful like that. And guess what else? Apparently, according to team Heidi and Spencer, Lauren Conrad does have a sex tape. This all came out on the Tyra Banks show.

Tyra asked Spencer if he actually watched it and he said he’d rather throw up making it the first time I actually agree with the douchenozzle. I’d rather watch a video of my vacuum cleaner humping my couch. I wonder what that would look like… *hunts for camcorder* 

Shut up Spencer, you are full of s#%t. There is no man on earth, with the exception of Richard Simmons, that doesn’t want to see Lauren Conrad having sex.

More Heidi Montag the patriot erecting flags.

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Gwen and Kingston Are Ready to Slide Into Summer

Gwen and Kingston continued their streak of down-to-earth family activities with a trip to K-Mart in LA yesterday. We know how much this little man loves the slide at the playground, and it looks like his mom treated him to a water slide of his very own, just in time for Summer! Kingston is looking so grown up these days with his long rockstar hair, and in no time he'll be perfecting his water sports just like the big kids.


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Vanity Fair responds to Disney

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Disney is worried about the recent shots of Miley Cyrus in Vanity Fair ruining her image with parents. You know, the ones of her smiling and having a great time.

New York Times says, A Disney spokeswoman, Patti McTeague, faulted Vanity Fair for the photo. “Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines,” she said.

Vanity Fair says, Um, was Cyrus—or Disney—at all anxious about this shot? “No, I mean I had a big blanket on. And I thought, This looks pretty, and really natural. I think it’s really artsy.” 

Ah yes, she certainly looks the part of manipulated. Shortly after this shoot she was taken back to the basement wear she was brainwashed into thinking that shooting for a major publication was a good idea for her career.

More Miley Cyrus tortured soul Vanity Fair pictures.

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Top 10 Greatest Rhymes In The Aerosmith Song “Pink”

Pink Aerosmith10. Pink - it’s the color of passion / Ah, ’cause today it just goes with the fashion

9. Pink - it’s my new obsession / Pink - it’s not even a question

8. Yeah, Pink - when I turn out the light / And Pink gets me high as a kite

7.I, I want to be your lover / I, I wanna wrap you in rubber

6. Pink - as the bing on your cherry / Pink - ’cause you are so very

5. Pink - on the lips of your lover / ‘Cause Pink is the love you discover

4. Pink - when I turn out the light / Pink - it’s like red but not quite

3. Pink - like a deco umbrella / It’s kink that you don’t ever tell her

2. You could be my flamingo / ‘Cause pink - it’s the new kinda of lingo

1. As pink as the sheets that we lay on / ‘Cause Pink - it’s my favorite cray-on

And now, without further ado, let’s take a moment to remember the winner of the 1999 Grammy for Best Rock Performance:


(This topical post inspired by a recent, brutal karaoke weekend)

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Sugar Bits — Cheri Oteri's Father Stabbed to Death

  • The father of former Saturday Night Live star Cheri Oteri was stabbed to death on Saturday in Nashville after an argument with his roommate.— AP
  • On The Colbert Report last night, Stephen Colbert poked fun at the Miley Cyrus photo controversy, saying that he too has been victimized by a world famous photographer: Anne Geddes. — CitizenSugar
  • Ashley Dupre, the prostitute who brought down former NY governor Eliot Spitzer, is suing Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis for $10 million after he allegedly misused her image in his videos for profit. — Us Weekly
  • Former Stone Temple Pilots front man Scott Weiland has been sentenced to 8 days in prison following his November DUI arrest. — TMZ
  • Kathy Griffin is single again after recently splitting from Apple billionaire Steve Wozniak. — US Weekly
  • Canadian-born Pamela Anderson is now an American citizen. — Page Six
  • Dancing with the Stars' Cristian de la Fuente suffered a severe muscle cramp while dancing the samba with partner Cheryl Burke last night. — People

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Does Miley Cyrus have a beehive in her future? - Pretty on the Outside

Cher dishes to Oprah on Tom Cruise! - Celebrity Smack

Guess the man boobs! - Bumpshack

Meet the new face of Chanel! - Celebrity Baby Scoop

Mischa Barton dresses so trashy! - CelebWarship

Orlando Bloom on a hot date with... - Bitten and Bound

OMG, Amy Wino's coming to America? - Hollywood Backwash

Rihanna's new video "Take a Bow" - Pop on the Pop

Harold and Kumar raked in $15 million. - Agent Bedhead

Oh no, Emma Watson doesn't wear undies? - Ayyyy!

Heidi Montag is secretly buying up her line from boutiques! - Candy Kirby

$10K for a Roger Waters' missing piggy - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Rumer Willis works hard for the money. - Daily Stab

The Baby Mama to become a mama - Celebrity Dirt

Watch Shannon Elizabeth's awkward dancing on DWTS...



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Kristin Bell on the Cover of Women’s Health Magazine

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Kristin Bell is hot, hot, hot right now – as the mischievous narrator on the hit TV series, “Gossip Girl,” which made its long-awaited comeback last Monday to her hit movie “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” which stole the #2 spot at the box office opening weekend pulling in over $17 million.

On being the mischievous narrator of the CW’s “Gossip Girl”:
“I channel that voice everybody’s had in their head since grade school. It’s the critical voice that pops up when you see somebody who’s wearing mom jeans, you know what I mean? It’s a defense mechanism–that’s what cattiness and gossip are. You’re worried that someone is thinking something bad about you, so you think it about them first.”

On her co-stars of “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”:
“They’re a very welcoming and warm group, but definitely intimidating because they do a lot of improve. I head to be ready for anyone to throw anything at me.”

On her role as the one and only “Sarah Marshall”:
“Sarah was written in a beautiful way: She’s not just the antagonist or the victim. Typically in romantic comedies one person is demonized the other isn’t. But this is like Knocked Up; all the lines are blurred. Nobody’s really at fault and that’s how reality is. Sarah is probably 25 percent bitch, 25 percent airhead, and 50 percent real.”

On dating Dax Shepard and dealing with the paparazzi:
“It amplifies the feeling that everything I do is looked at, and it makes me hyper-aware and insecure. You’re on display when you really don’t want to be. That’s why I’ve become more reclusive. At my house with my friends, I don’t need to deal with that stuff.”
“…I really like [the video game] Mario Kart, and I have to remind myself, ‘You are in real traffic!’ It’s scary because the photographers run red lights. So by making them chase me, I could cause an accident, and nothing is worth risking that. I could complain about this all day, but everybody’s job has downfalls. Some people are in an office and their butts fall asleep in their chairs; this is just what I have to deal with.”

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Scarlett Johannson’s first video can’t make up for her terrible music


For some reason Scarlett Johansson decided to do an album of Tom Waits covers despite the fact that she can’t sing. Her voice has no range and isn’t particularly interesting, and with all the benefits of modern technology there was only so much they could do to make her sound even passable. It’s kind of appropriate that she picked Tom Waits since she has a deep monotone voice that could pass for a man’s, and I’m sorry to say that because I really like Johansson.

Zooey Deschanel just put out a folksy sparse-sounding album that’s incredibly good, and she’s definitely an actress who is capable of crossing over into music. Johansson is a bigger star with much less musical ability, and she didn’t need to do this. You understand when someone has a passion for music, but one of her handlers or someone at the music company should have told her “No.”

Here’s the video. Johansson is shown riding in a car, getting makeup applied, sitting for a photo shoot, and kissing Salmon Rushdie.

A lot of you said this song sounded ok when it was first released online last week. I’m in Europe and the clip was only available for US visitors so I had no idea. Now I know I don’t like it. Maybe I just don’t get it, but I can’t help but thinking there’s not much to get.



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ICYMI: Heidi Montag Mourns War Hero Stepbrother How He Would’ve Wanted, On Access Hollywood

heidibrotheraccesshollywood.JPGWhen some celebrities appear on tabloid news shows to promote themselves, certain touchy topics are generally considered off-limits: recent breakups, scandalous run-ins with the law, war hero stepbrothers who died tragically after serving their country in Iraq while you were running around LA filming a fake reality show…you know, stuff like that. However, when Heidi Montag appears on those shows, apparently nothing is off limits. In the clip below, Heidi seizes her close-up on Access Hollywood as an opportunity to tearfully mourn the loss of her stepbrother, who tragically passed away back in March. I suppose everyone has the right to grieve however they see fit, but I just think it might have been a bit more tasteful to at least do so in a scene on The Hills, maybe getting into a fight with Spencer about whether or not Lauren is going to show up to the funeral services.

Heidi’s tearful Hollywood goodbye, after the jump.

Tags: Entertainment, Videos, In Case You Missed It..., Heidi Montag, The Hills, Access Hollywood

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LG Brings the likes of LC and LL Under One Roof

Last night Hollywood hosted the LG launch party for the Scarlet HD TV series, and who better to celebrate than a few of our favorite stars of the small screen? As usual, the Hills gang had lots of representation from LC, Lo, Heidi and Spencer, with a little help from Kristin Cavallari. It wasn't all about reality tv though, as Milo Ventimiglia and Dave Annable added to the few cute male faces among the starlet-studded night. Of course, the bell of the ball was Lindsay Lohan, who turned heads in her hot blue dress. It's good to see that she took the night off from partying with Samantha Ronson, even if she seemed just a little out of place with the other stars on the red carpet.


Lots more pics including Milo Ventimiglia, Dave Annable, and Zachary Levi, so just

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Carmen Electra Pregnant?

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Carmen Electra is pregnant! The 36-year-old actress recently announced her engagement to rocker, Rob Patterson, however a close friend of Rob says the shotgun engagement was brought on by Carmen getting pregnant.

“Rob truly loves her, but wasn’t ready for marriage so soon into the relationship. Trust me, I know… But after Carmen told him she was pregnant, he felt it was the best way to bring up a child - in a family setting. Rob knows Carmen will be a great mom and is excited.”

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Cheryl Burke Will Not Continue if Cristian de la Fuente Can't Return



Cheryl Burke is reportedly worried that her Dancing with the Stars partner Cristian de la Fuente may be voted off after suffering a sever muscle cramp during Monday night's live TV show performance. Cheryl told Usmagazine.com:

"He doesn’t deserve to be — he has been working hard. I mean, what can you do? If they want to give us a 3, it doesn’t matter — it's up to the voters. If he can't come back, then I will not continue. There is nothing I can do — he is my second half."

Cheryl also said that she thought everything was going well as they were performing thier second routine:
"until I fell back onto his arms, and I heard it crack or snap. I thought it was my dress. He is in a lot of pain. I think its more than a muscle cramp because he is not the type who would be giving up like that so easily."

Professional dancer Derek Hough, who threw a hissy fit backstage with his partner Shannon Elizabeth last week told Us that when he experienced his neck injury, Cristian:
"would tease me a lot ... he would always say, 'Oh, Derek sneezed — call an ambulance!' Now look what happened to him. I hope it’s a minor injury. I felt really bad for him. I thought the judges were pretty hard on him. Let’s just hope for a speedy recovery."

It sounds like Derek's a little bitter that Cristian hinted he should just grow up after hearing how he was criticizing the other competitors last week, even though he added how he felt bad for him. I hope Cristian doesn't get voted off. I think the judges did what they could - they didn't see an entire performance and gave him a fair score. It's Shannon's time to go! The judges were a little too nice to her this week because they were probably worried she'd start crying again.

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Annie Leibovitz convinced Miley Cyrus to take the backless photos after her parents left


More details are emerging about the way that Miley Cyrus was persuaded to pose backless and covered in a sheet for famed celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz in a series of photos to be published in the June issue of Vanity Fair, which is out tomorrow and features Robert F Kennedy on the cover. A spokesperson for the magazine claimed that Miley’s “parents and/or minders were on the set all day” and implied that they approved all the photos before they were published, but both Disney and Miley’s people claim that’s not how it happened.

Disney says Miley was manipulated; her dad says he wasn’t on the set at that point and didn’t see those photos
When the Disney Channel issued a statement that “a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines,” I assumed they were overstating their case in an attempt to do damage control, but new details make it seem as if that’s exactly what happened.

Miley’s reps say that her parents weren’t on the set at the time that the controversial backless photos were taken. Her grandmother and teacher were there and were convinced that it would be ok.

“Miley’s parents did leave the shoot and were not present for the final shot, nor did they see any digital images of the shot in question,” a Miley spokeswoman told The Post yesterday.

Her grandmother and her teacher were left to supervise, according to People magazine.

“Annie convinced them it was going to be artistic,” a source told People. “Her parents are mortified.”

[From The NY Post]


Leibovitz convinced Miley to take those photos after her parents left
Leibovitz explained how the photos came about, saying “Miley and I looked at fashion photographs together, and we discussed the picture in that context before we shot it. The photograph is a simple, classic portrait, shot with very little makeup, and I think it is very beautiful.”

In the article accompanying the pictures, Miley says that it was hard to refuse the photographer’s request. She called the photo “really artsy,” but not “in a skanky way,” and said “You can’t say no to Annie. She’s so cute. She gets this puppy-dog look, and you’re like, OK.” [NY Post]

Given the news that Miley’s parents had left at that point, you can’t help but think that Liebovitz knew exactly what she was doing. I personally don’t find the photos all that revealing or sexy, but Miley’s target audience are young kids and a lot of people say she’s sending the wrong message with those pictures. Her whole image as a wholesome Christian teen star is threatened by this mini-scandal, and rumor has it that Disney plans to keep her out of the spotlight for a while until the story dies down. Meanwhile Miley’s dad Billy Ray is said to be “furious” that the photos were taken and never shown to him or his wife before they were published. He is said to have left early on the day of the shoot due to “a prior commitment.”

Here’s a behind the scenes video from Vanity Fair’s website:



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The Hills Starlets on the Cover of Rolling Stone

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Sienna Miller At Coachella

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Here’s Sienna Miller chilling at Coachella on Sunday afternoon just sitting on the grass. She doesn’t look too thrilled and she’s hanging out with some lady that looks like a weird version of Heather Mills (minus the lazy eye and perpetual sneer).



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Scarlett's "Falling Down" Video — Love it or Leave it?

You all weren't loving the first taste of Scarlett Johansson's upcoming album of Tom Waits covers, Anywhere I Lay My Head, but maybe this new video for "Falling Down" will change your mind. It gives us a behind the scenes look at life as Scarlett — getting all made up for photoshoots and events, flying all over, looking gorgeous. Plus, there's a little Lost in Translation feel to it and even a cameo by Salman Rushdie. So watch it below and let us know — love it or leave it?



VIDEO HITS ONE: ScarJo’s New Video Is Really… Um… It Exists

ScarJoListen up, actors trying to crossover into music careers — if you decide to make a music video, either make it really awesome and surprise us, or just realize in advance that you’re already a celebrity and everyone’s going to want to automatically rip on whatever video you make and just make it hilariously bad on purpose. Scarlett Johansson’s video for the song “Falling Down,” unfortunately for those of us whose job it is to have opinions on things, is neither awesome nor awesomely bad — it’s just a thing.

From what I’ve heard of ScarJo’s Tom Waits covers, she’s actually a decent singer who clearly approached the project with some creative awareness instead of just churning out some album while on a self-indulgence bender, but this video’s just very… every student film ever?


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Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape

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So I guess the latest sex tape that Vivid is pimping is none other than Jimi Hendrix! From the New York Times:

The film shows a naked man who resembles Hendrix, the guitar legend who died in 1970, wearing a bandanna in his Afro, having sex with two brunettes in a dimly lighted bedroom. His full face appears on screen for only a few seconds, with his eyes closed. In other portions there are flashes of his profile. But his hands, bedecked with rings, roam large on the screen at times. The film has no audio.

Vivid, a large maker of pornographic movies that is releasing the film this week, has created a 45-minute DVD, called “Jimi Hendrix the Sex Tape,” that combines 11 minutes of sex footage with a retrospective of Hendrix’s career in the 1960s.

There’s no way Jimi would have ever been sober enough to actually film himself. Unless, of course, he had a camera made from pure LSD, then he would have had an easy time for sure.

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Jim Carrey Love’s Phillip Morris

From POP SUGAR — Noooo, not the cigarette company! It’s Jim’s newest movie that is being filmed in Miami. Check out the details of this dark comedy, and some enjoyable photos, after the jump!


Jim Carrey Finds Love in Miami

While Jenny McCarthy was off to the White House over the weekend, Jim Carrey was down in Miami getting some sun on the set of his new movie I Love You Phillip Morris. In the film which is based on a true story, Jim is a con artist who tries to escape from prison multiple times after falling in love with his former cell mate, played by Ewan McGregor. Sounds a little heavy, but apparently it’s a dark comedy — so hopefully Jim will get to show off that funny side we love so much. If not, at least Rodrigo Santoro makes for some pretty hot eye candy on his arm.


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Tags: Entertainment, Movies, Celebrity Photobooth, BAN, PopSugar, Jim Carrey, Rodrigo Santoro, I Love You Phillip Morris

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Ashley Dupre Sues GGW For $10 Million

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Skanktastic Ashley Dupre is suing the Girls Gone Wild franchise and it’s creator, Joe Francis, to the tune of $10 million!

Ashley Alexandra Dupre, 22, contended in the lawsuit that she was only 17 _ too young to sign legally binding contracts _ and drunk on spring break in 2003 when she agreed to be filmed for “Girls Gone Wild” in Miami Beach.

Dupre “did not understand the magnitude of her actions, nor that her image and likeness would be displayed in videos and DVDs,” says the lawsuit filed by Miami attorney Richard C. Wolfe.

Joe Francis is claiming that she gave her consent and showed an ID.

“It is incomprehensible that Ms. Dupre could claim she did not give her consent to be filmed by Girls Gone Wild, when in fact we have videotape of her giving consent, while showing her identification,” Francis said in a statement.

With these two pieces of work, it’s actually hard to know who is telling the truth. Something tells me that Dupre had a fake ID and that it won’t hold up in court. One thing that I can be sure of is that I would not want to be the judge presiding over this case, when these two skanks walk into court the room will probably spontaneously burst into a ball of flames from an overload of skank.

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Julianne Moore Calls Out Stars as Humanitarian Whores

Julianne MooreActress Julianne Moore has slammed stars such as Angelina Jolie and Madonna for deliberately seeking media attention for their humanitarian efforts. Moore, 47, says most people do volunteer work and charity giving in their own lives with hardly a thank you, but stars want tons of attention and media love when they do it.

She says, "It's definitely the 'to whom much is given' thing. And we have a tremendous amount of privilege."

"But, at the same time, I don't know why so much emphasis is placed on celebrities who volunteer. Most people do things in their daily lives. It's just normal."

Moore works in support of campaigns for the non-profit organization Save the Children.



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Monday, April 28, 2008

Miley Cyrus Apologizes for Racy Photos and Vanity Fair Shoot

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Miley Cyrus is reportedly embarrassed about all of the attention her racy photos have been getting on the internet. She said these pictures were "silly, inappropriate shots" and apologized for disappointing anyone. She said:

"I appreciate all the support of my fans, and hope they understand that along the way I am going to make mistakes and I am not perfect. Most of all, I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey."

Miley also issued a statement apologizing for the photos from a forthcoming Vanity Fair photo shoot in which she reportedly appears to be topless. She told People:

"My goal in my music and my acting is always to make people happy. For Vanity Fair, I was so honored and thrilled to work with [photographer] Annie [Leibovitz]. I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed."

The Hannah Montana star which has been a pride for the Disney Channel may be facing some consequences for the less than wholesome photo shoot. What was Daddy Billy Ray Cyrus thinking to allow his little girl pose so sexy at her age? Yikes! Maybe she won't be a billionaire by end of 2009 as predicted as a result.



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LIVEBLOGGING OPRAH: Tom and Transman and Oprah, Oh My!!

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4:00: The Best Guests on Oprah kicks off. In typical fashion, Oprah arrives on stage wearing a crown and trannified magic wang. OK, that was a typo, it’s a wand, but wouldn’t a magic wang be fabulous?

4:02: First off: Oprah is reliving the tale of the Fabulous Fannie, who raised three children that weren’t her own. They gave her luggage! And a trip to New York! But the best part: Oprah gave her a van with air conditioning. Fannie nearly loses it, understandably. Also, the both wear crowns.

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4:06: Some people are really cursed in life. 2 years after that episode aired, Fannie was left homeless after Hurricane Katrina. The van saved 12 people’s lives. This is actually getting really sad… puppy-mills-style-sad. We’re going to soberly wait for Tom Cruise to come out. Some things shouldn’t be liveblogged.

OPRAH CROWN 3.JPG4:09: Things are looking up! The adorable Nate Berkus arrives to make sure of that. They give Fannie a hotel to shack up in until her new home is finished by Berkus and crew. Frannie, understandably, slaps her forehead in shock.

4:14: Next guest: A stunt involving Tom Cruise’s biggest fan in 2001. Cameras arrive at Nancy Kozlowski’s door at the crack of dawn, and it was so early Oprah was not dressed yet. Here is a photo of Oprah with no makeup on:

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4:15:
To quote Oprah: “Next week, Tom Cruise will be cruising through here!” (throat clear, glass shattering.) Nancy K. and her puff paint sweatshirt go CRAZY. She’s getting a limo to the Oprah show to meet Tom!!!

4:16: Why am I liveblogging this? Oh right. Tom Cruise, Pregnant T-Man. Stay focused, Collins.

4:17: Guess what. UNPRECEDENTED MOVE. Tom Cruise isn’t going to be on until May 5. Double-You Tee Eff you guys. I am cutting this LIVEBLOG SHORT PEOPLE!!! I will update for Pregnant T-Man, but that is IT!

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Link Time!!!

  • Elizabeth Hurley is looking good — Egotastic
  • Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are expecting a baby! — lilsugar
  • Cameron Diaz's heartfelt thank you — People
  • Geri Halliwell, children's book author — Pink Is the New Blog
  • Mischa Barton goes glam for a photoshoot — JustJared
  • This is the worst photo of Heather Locklear EVER! — D-Listed
  • Russell Crowe spends a day out with his sons — Celebrity Baby Blog
  • Anna Faris parties with young Hollywood — Hollywood Rag
  • Should Jessica Simpson be worried about Carrie Underwood? — IDLYITW
  • Reese Witherspoon prefers paper to plastic — cityrag
  • Ashlee Simpson gets remixed — popbytes
  • Scarlett Johansson wants to defy stereotypes — MollyGood
  • Mila Kunis shows off her bikini body in InStyle — Hollywood Tuna

“Amy Poehler to be a real baby mama” links

- Amy Poehler to be a real baby mama. I can only imagine the hilarity of having Amy and Will Arnett as your parents [Dlisted]
- Whitney Houston disappointed a sold-out crowd who came to see a rare performance by the trouble-prone singer at the Plymouth Jazz Festival in Tobago on Sunday [Bossip]
- For all its misguidedly overambitious and extravagant themes, Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is still pretty damn funny[Pajiba]
- Elizabeth Hurley at the Duftstars Awards in Berlin [Celebslam]
- So What’s On Neil Patrick Harris’ Mind Grapes? Crack Cocaine, Boobs And Shrooms [Defamer]
- John Travolta unveiled a dashing new mustache for his role as Ryder in the remake of the 1974 classic “The Taking of Pelham 123.” [Yeeeah!]
- Fans went crazy at a concert in North Carolina and mobbed James Blunt. Now he needs to get an emergency surgery on his finger. This sounds more like an attack than anything else. Not that I blame them [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Padma Lakshmi @ Vanity Fair & Tribeca Film Festival in NYC [The Bastardly]
- Val Kilmerout and about in Malibu. He’s still looking pretty fug, but he’s lost some weight [In Case You Didn’t Know]
- Sarah Silverman at the 19th Annual GLAAD Media Awards (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Pamela Anderson at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner at the Washington Hilton [Hollywood Rag]
- Though she took some pretty great beach photos last week, it looks like Heather Locklear’s face is swollen from either too much water or sun [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- P