Saturday, May 31, 2008
Heidi Montag’s fake life presses on.
Look, Heidi Montag is hot, but this is getting ridiculous. I think she has worn her own image out. Pretty impressive when you think about it, how many hot chicks wear out being seen in a bikini? The only logical solution I can see for Heidi to save herself now is, well of course, adult films. I mean, unless she starts having sex on tape, I can’t see anyone continuing to support her. And she will need to audition for stunt men, because Spencer isn’t going to cut it. I, on the other hand, would cut it. I am that loser guy that makes other loser guys feel like they have a shot. Hey, business is business…call me Heidi.
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SpikeTV’s 2nd Annual Guys Choice Awards (5/30/08)
Let’s see who wore what.
Megan Fox
Meagan Good
Anne Hathaway - Ugly dress
Eva Mendes
Kat VonD
Cameron Diaz
more Holly pix!
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Denise Richards Still Uses Charlie Sheen For Attention
photo courtesy of PR Photos/www.prphotos.comDenise Richards continues to use her ex-hubby Charlie Sheen for attention to her reality TV show by continually making comments about him. She has now made comments about how she'll react when Charlie gets hitched to Brooke Mueller:
"(I'll send) something from the girls. At the end of the day, he's their dad. They have to understand that."
What an angel eh?
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KFed Still Can’t Get a Gig…
Apparently Kevin tried out for the above Taco Bell commercial and was turned down. Sources say he was pretty depressed about it because he thought the role was practically written for him.
I personally think the general public would like to see Kevin as Britney’s baby daddy and that is all. I know I don’t desire to see his face popping up on comercials left and right and less so desire to hear his terrible rapping. That ship has sailed, he’s had every shot and he was no good.
On a side note, his failure makes me feel slightly better about being a loser myself. 
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Naomi Campbell's Going Bald, Says Pal
Naomi Campbell is going bald, a friend of the troubled supermodel has claimed.
The 38-year-old’s receding hairline has come under scrutiny this week in pictures of her leaving a police station following her latest legal problems.
Campbell’s hair-loss started up to 15 years ago after the model underwent a series of hair extensions, fashion photographer Huggy Ragnarsson told a British newspaper.
“That’s been happening for a while. The hair stylist Sam McKnight said to me in the Nineties, ‘She’d better be careful with those weaves, she’s going to lose her hair,’” Huggy Ragnarsson said.
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Heath Ledger Scholarship Set-Up
A Scholarship is being launched in name of the late Heath Ledger to help young people fulfill their acting dreams.
Australians in Film has set-up a fund which will be awarded to one up-and-coming actor each year.
The organization was established in 2001 to support Australians in the film and television industries. It has announced it will honor actresses Abbie Cornish and Mia Wasikowska at its fourth annual breakthrough awards at a California ceremony on June 5.
Australia-native Ledger, who starred in top movies including ‘Brokeback Mountain’ and ‘A Knight’s Tale’, was found dead in his New York apartment in January after taking an accidental overdose of prescription drugs. He was just 28.
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50 Cent Denies Starting Blaze at Ex-Lover's Home
50 Cent has denied his ex-lover’s claims that he set fire to the New York home she‘s staying in.
Shaniqua Tompkins claims the rapper started a blaze at the Long Island estate he owns by she and their 10-year-old son, Marquise, are living in.
The fire, which took place early on Friday morning, has been called "highly suspicious" by New York police.
Tompkins and 50 have been locked in a battle over the home, with a court ruling last month that she and Marquise must leave the star’s mansion by 2008.
"He's upset. If he can't have it, no one can. He threatened me," Tompkins says.
But 50’s lawyer says: "Any suggestion that Mr. Jackson had anything whatsoever to do with the fire at his home is outrageous and offensive."
50 Cent is said to have been filming a movie in Louisiana when the fire took place.
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Pregnant Nicole Kidman Sells Aussie Homes
Pregnant actress Nicole Kidman has put her Australian homes up for sale, hoping to raise over £12 million from the two properties.
The actress is selling her Sydney and New South Wales homes to buy a property more suitable for a family.
Nicole and husband Keith Urban are now said to be searching for a home in the eastern suburbs of Sydney or Hunters Hill peninsula, which is home to actress Cate Blanchett.
Nicole and Keith’s first child together is reportedly due in July.
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Christian Siriano Offends Drag Queens and Transsexuals
photo courtesy of PR Photos/www.prphotos.comChristian Siriano, the latest winner of Project Runway and a broken record who only repeats the phrases "Fierce!" and "Hot Tranny Mess", has apologized for offensive comments he made about transsexuals the current issue of Time Out New York.
In the interview, the openly gay Siriano, 22, said, “If you think of heterosexuals, they have white-trash women and trailer parks, and we have drag queens and trannies.”
That comparison incensed many of his fans, prompting the Maryland native to tell the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, “I mean no disrespect to the transgender population and I never will. Some of my close friends happen to be transgender and I think they are some of the most inspiring people in my life…I completely support the fabulousness and amazing fashion inspiration that most transgender people provide.”
Drag queens are the same as trailer trash? Somehow, I just don't see his point. Drag queens are fabulous.
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Britney Spears still deemed as crazy broad.
That’s what the court says at least. Britney is still not allowed to make decisions regarding her conservatorship. However, she is allowed to visit as many conocos as she likes, so that’s awesome! Really, what more could she possibly want?
AP says, Ingham told the court afterward that Spears’ medical condition is “fluid” because her treatment is changing.
Spears’ probate case is scheduled to go to trial July 31, but Ingham said it could be “harmful” for her to participate. Goetz agreed and said Spears’ diagnosis is not complete.
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Angelina Jolie is gave birth?
So rumors have been swirling that Angelina Jolie gave birth to the mini-pitt. But apparently they were unsubstantiated rumors. Nothing to see here folks, just keep movin’!
People says, “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,” a rep for the actress tells PEOPLE.
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50 cent, the roof, the roof, the roof is on…
Fire apparently, that is if you believe Shaniqua Thompson, 50s ex and baby’s mama. She claims 50 tried to kill her by burning down the house. NOT GOOD!
TMZ says, The lawyer for 50 Cent’s baby mama, Shaniqua Tompkins, tells TMZ that she heard “someone” come into the house this morning at 4 AM, shortly before the fire broke out around a hour later.
Paul Catsandonis, Shaniqua’s lawyer, tells us that his client is “traumatized” by the fire and that the kids are similarly in total shock. Six people, including Tompkins and their 10-year-old son Marquise, were in the house. They all were transported to the hospital and treated for smoke inhalation.
The AP reports:
Tompkins filed a lawsuit against 50 earlier this year claiming he had promised her a house more than a decade ago, but that since their breakup, he now wants to evict her and their 10-year-old son from the home. Tompkins’ lawyer, Paul Catsandonis, told The Associated Press in a telephone interview that the dispute over the house had become “extremely, extremely contentious” in recent days. Although he declined to be specific, he said there was an “extremely dangerous incident” Monday in his Manhattan office while taking a deposition for the lawsuit.
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Kristin Davis is Happy Being Single
photo courtesy of PR Photos/www.prphotos.comSex and the City's Kristin Davis isn't like her alter ego, Charlotte York. She says she's quite happy being single and living the single life.
"[In my twenties], I thought I'd never get married. I guess I was right!” Davis laughed as she addressed a crowd at the SKYY Vodka screening of the movie in Hollywood on Thursday.
"I grew up in the South so all everyone talked about was marriage," said the actress, who dressed very much like her sophisticated Upper East Side fictional counterpart in sky-high Christian Louboutin shoes and a sparkling silver and black cocktail dress. "But all I wanted was to move to New York and do theater. And in my thirties, I was busy doing the show so I just didn't have time."
As for marriage and romance in the future, she offers the simple response, "I'm open."
I can definitely relate, Kristin! I'm 24 and Southern, and it's like such a major deal that I'm not married or have any kids yet! Kudos to Kristin for living for herself and focusing on her own goals.
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Keira Knightley is a Singer
Keira Knightley sings "Blue Tahitian Moon" in an upcoming film called Edge of Love.
Everyone is talking about how "not that bad" she is and how she sings better than Scarlett Johansson. I have to disagree! This video made my ears hurt, but I might be crabby because I never had any coffee this morning. All I know is, if she comes out with an album, I will not be buying it!
What do you think?
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Lucky For These Queens Students, It Wasn’t Raining On Prom Night
So, you think you had the ultimate prom? You had your hair and makeup done, you got a mani pedi, and your parents even let you have a champagne toast at pre prom! But compared to the thousand lucky students who are seniors at the
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They’re Taking Shots? THEY’RE TAKING SHOTS?!
Tijuana-born partier Frankie Delgado celebrated his birthday last night at
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All Ashlee Needs Is a Hoodie and a Smile
Ashlee Simpson brightened up her all black ensemble with a big smile after a shopping trip in LA on Thursday. Now that she and Pete have confirmed their pregnancy, it won't be long before they have to start stocking up on all things baby related. Of course, a little one on the way isn't the only thing they have to keep busy — Pete has a new show airing on MTV on June 13th, while Ashlee is due to start touring on June 9th. We wouldn't be surprised if Ashlee decided to cancel a few of her dates, but she also wouldn't be the first singer to take her baby bump to the stage.
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Victoria Beckham Wears Flats — Hot or Not?
Victoria Beckham landed in Napa on Friday to attend manager Simon Fuller's wedding this weekend. We're so excited to see her in our neck of the woods, but we were even more surprised to see that she made an extremely rare appearance without her heels! Last week she went barefoot, and now flip-flops? So tell us what you think of Victoria Beckham in flats — hot or not?
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Lohan Ditches Big Birthday Party
Lindsay Lohan has ditched plans for a massive 22nd birthday party over fears of negative publicity.
The ‘Mean Girls’ star has claimed she "can't commit to a specific date” as she’ll be "in production on a movie". But it’s reported Lohan has been advised by her management to abandon plans for the party, fearing the negative headlines that follow whenever Lohan goes partying.
Lohan set up a website looking for corporate sponsorship for the Moroccan-themed party, but was said to be short of offers with companies scared to commit because of the star’s rehab stint and bad reputation.
Lindsay recently hit headlines over her ‘relationship’ with Samantha Ronson.
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Christina and Jordan Do Dinner and a Movie
Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman had a romantic evening out in LA on Thursday, keeping things simple with dinner and a movie. Christina wore her favorite shirt, but this time she added a dash of color with her bright blue scarf and trendy gladiator sandals. The new parents left little Max at home for their date night, but hopefully they'll bring him out this weekend for a little more celebrity baby bonding.
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Britney 'Still Unfit to Handle Estate'
Despite her mental state reportedly improving, Britney Spears is still incapable of handling her own estate - her lawyer claims.
The pop superstar was deemed unfit to look after her own legal and financial affairs earlier this year following a short stay in a psychiatric facility, with her father Jamie becoming conservator.
But this week, an LA court was told that Spears is still not well enough to participate in legal proceedings, with her lawyer saying the stars doctor hopes to carry out "additional testing in the not-too-distant future".
Jamie Spears’ legal team is expected to file a business plan for Britney’s estate by mid-June.
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Lindsay Lohan forces passengers to change seats on flight; goes to hospital
Lindsay Lohan had a busy day annoying the crap out of people. Okay that’s not noteworthy in and of itself, but she really upped her usual level of obnoxiousness. On Thursday Lindsay and girlfriend Samantha Ronson flew from New York to Los Angeles. Their seats weren’t next to each other, which of course caused a major panic for LiLo. She insisted that flight attendants uproot other passengers so she could have her every whim catered to.
Sources tell TMZ a star-studded flight this morning included Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, singer James Ingram and Stephen Baldwin — and each group sat in different classes.
Our sources say that patrons on the New York to L.A. flight had to be moved around so LoRon could sit beside each other in business class — and that Lindsay requested a “warm compress” to help her ailing chest. Isn’t that what Sammy’s there for?
[From TMZ]
Well of course everyone else should rearrange themselves for Lindsay’s absolute comfort. Lindsay reportedly started suffering from an asthma attack partway through the flight. Sounds like something Sharon Stone would call karma. She asked for a warm compress for her chest. I’m sure Samantha lovingly applied it. The flight attendants obliged, but after they landed in L.A. Lohan had to go to the hospital.
Actress Lindsay Lohan was hospitalized on Thursday after reportedly having problems due to chronic asthma.
Lohan, 21, was spotted leaving a Los Angeles emergency room with best friend Samantha Ronson. The pair had just returned to California from New York.
Sources tell TMZ.com the “Mean Girls” star spent over two hours in Century City Hospital’s E.R. after enduring the six-hour bicoastal flight.
According to reports, the actress began to experience discomfort in her chest and asked flight attendants for a warm compress to ease her pain.
[From the San Francisco Gate]
For some reason Lohan’s rep is insisting that she wasn’t hospitalized and was simply visiting a sick friend, despite reports to the contrary. I have no idea why she’d feel the need to lie about LiLo’s asthma. It’s been pretty well documented in the past. I mean yes we’d do our best to speculate that it was something drug related – but that goes for her “visiting a friend” too. Might as well be honest. Either way, rest assured Ms. Lohan is doing just fine, and back to work on her next film, Labor Pains.
Here’s Lindsay Lohan walking to the Neil George salon looking tired and without makeup or her hair done on May 19th. Photos thanks to WENN.
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Supernanny offers to help Britney
Apparently it is not May. I was wrong. Somehow I was thinking we’d moved forward, but it appears that it’s actually still February. Why? Because Supernanny Jo Frost has jumped on the bandwagon and offered to help Britney Spears. Unfortunately that bandwagon left the… wherever they keep bandwagons… back in February. Remember, when every celeb and their cousin was offering to help Britney Spears? Because why wouldn’t she want to move in with Heidi Klum? Or be tutored by Ellen DeGeneres? Or go on vacation with Mel Gibson? Alright that one actually happened.
But it was getting pretty darn annoying, all those random celebs saying they wanted to help her, but no one doing anything. Just looking for their friendly sound bite. Though she’s a little late with the offer, Frost is definitely not too late – and she’s someone who actually has something concrete and useful to offer Brit.
She’s no stranger to strangers’ homes – but now Supernanny Jo Frost has her eyes on a high profile family: the Spears clan. In a new interview with Entertainment Tonight, Frost offers her childrearing expertise to Britney Spears. “I do believe she loves her children very much and I’d be more than happy to help her,” she says in an interview scheduled to air Friday.
“To be able to put her on the right track and feel more empowered as a parent.” Frost adds, “Importance in motherhood is about really relating to other mothers, being able to have support groups and it’s about Britney being in a place where she’s feeling secure and confident in herself, so that she is able to take care of her little ones and give them what they need from her, which is their mother around.”
Frost’s hit ABC show takes to her people’s homes across the country, where she helps parents deal with their children’s behavioral issues. Frost tells ET the key to her advice comes from imbuing parents with “the confidence to raise their baby in a healthy and content way.”
[From People]
That all sounds like it could actually be really useful for Brit. I’ve only caught the show once, but I was impressed. Though more than anything I was shocked at the family. Who could be that dumb? How could any parent behave that way? And I’ve definitely thought that about Britney Spears in the past. It could be the perfect fit. Hopefully Frost is offering out of the goodness of her heart, and not for an episode of her show. Because something tells me even Britney Spears is smart enough not to do that. Or at least her handlers are.
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Marion Cotillard flirting with Johnny Depp on set
Tensions are running high in Johnny Depp’s relationship with longtime girlfriend Vanessa Paradis. Depp is currently filming Public Enemies with French actress Marion Cotillard, and according to many onset snoops, the chemistry between the two is more than palpable. Paradis is said to be quite jealous – and has good reason to be.
But industry insiders say French singer and actress Vanessa, 35, doesn’t like the way Johnny is warming up to 32-year-old Marion, who recently won an Oscar for her portrayal of French chanteuse Edith Piaf in “La Vie en Rose.”
“Vanessa is jealous over Marion. The chemistry between her and Johnny is blatantly evident to everyone,” revealed an insider. “Marion is very flirty with guys she likes - and she adores Johnny! She frequently gives him a hug and a peck on the cheek before they start filming - and I never see him push her away. Vanessa has always trusted Johnny, but she feels as if Marion is a crossing dangerous boundary by being so affectionate.”
[From the National Enquirer, June 9, 2008 print ed]
Cotillard is quite the notorious man stealer. In 2003 she had an affair with French actor Guillaume Canet, her leading man in the film “Love Me if You Dare.” Canet was married to actress Diane Kruger at the time. So Vanessa Paradis has reason to worry – probably not about Johnny, but Marion certainly doesn’t have a great track record in that regard.
Meanwhile, Vanessa’s jealousy threatens her rock-solid relationship with Johnny, who’s always had a reputation for being faithful. They’ve been together for 10 years and have two beautiful children - daughter Lily-Rose, 9, and Jack, 6.
“Vanessa and Johnny are still very much in love,” the source pointed out. “In fact, there’s been talk about them finally tying the knot this summer.
“Vanessa has been keeping close tabs on Johnny and they’ve even bickered over how much extra attention her gives to Marion between scenes. But Johnny has assured Vanessa that he only has eyes for her - and she has no need to worry.”
[From the National Enquirer, June 9, 2008 print ed]
Johnny Depp seems to be a pretty stand up guy. You never hear anything about him that isn’t good anymore. He certainly had has wild oat sewing days, but by all accounts he’s been nothing but committed to Vanessa for the ten years they’ve been together.
When their daughter Lily-Rose almost died from an infection last year, the two were said to grow even closer, and supposedly that’s when the really started contemplating marriage. I understand that when you’re with a famous, sexy actor you’re going to be a little nervous. Especially around an actress who has a reputation for man stealing. But it seems like if there’s any guy Vanessa should trust, it’s Johnny.
Here’s Marion Cotillard at the Oscars on February 8th. Header of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis also at the Oscars. Images thanks to WENN.
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Natalie Wears the Pant-Like Shorts in Her Relationship
Natalie Portman and Devendra Banhart have traded one picturesque location for another. After having a romantic time in Cannes during the film festival, the jet-setting couple are now in Jaffa, Israel — and from the size of Devendra's shorts, it must be quite warm there. Devendra has been rocking some unconventional looks since we first saw him with Natalie, but we're sure she loves that her guy is unique.
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Tyra Banks Snubbed Because Curvy Body
photo courtesy of PR Photos/www.prphotos.comTyra Banks revealed she faced challenges to becoming a runway model because of her race and curvy figure. She told New York Times magazine:
"My biggest obstacle was that I was black and curvy," adding that her agency had a list of "designers who will not book Tyra because of hips and breasts. My mother told me the whole thing as we were walking down the street in Milan. She said, 'They say you're too curvy. Let's go order pizza.' We walked into a pizzeria, and we discussed a career change."
Tyra, You Go Girl! Don't let anyone tell you you're fat!
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Condensed Sugar: Baby on Board!
Newlyweds Ashlee Simpson (excuse us, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz) and Pete Wentz finally confirmed this week that they're expecting their first bundle of joy. They weren't the only celebrities making news though; here's a look back at the week's top photos.
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Miley Cyrus 'First Kiss' Snaps Worth $150k
Photos of Miley Cyrus’ first kiss are the snaps magazines can’t wait to get their hands on, according to a new report.
The LA Times says the asking price of the ‘Hannah Montana’ starlet’s “first kiss” pictures at “anywhere between $30k to $150k.”
Miley started attracting Britney Spears-level media attention following her ‘topless’ Vanity Fair shoot and the leaking of photos of the star in her underwear.
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Halle Berry Wants to Lose Sex Symbol Status
Halle Berry is hoping her new mom status will help her ditch her sex symbol reputation and help her win more Oscar-winning roles.
Halle hopes being a mom to two-month-old Nahla Ariela will give her a more wholesome image and help her attract different roles.
"I feel having a baby will open up a whole new world for me. I think I'll actually find better roles, because I've gotten past being the ingénue and sex symbol," Halle says.
The actress, who won an Academy Award for her role in Monster’s Ball, says she’ll be taking on less acting work to allow her to be a good mom and give her a chance to relax.
"I'm definitely going to work less. I used to put so much pressure on myself to succeed that it often made me very unhappy in my personal life. I felt on the verge of burning out three or four years ago," she says.
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Angelina Jolie Blasts Birth Reports
Angelina Jolie has dismissed reports that she’s given birth to twins this week in the south of France.
A number of media outlets had claimed the actress had gone into labour today, with one revealing the names of the baby two girls; Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane. The names were said to honor Jolie's late mother Marcheline and Brad Pitt’s mom Jane.
The false reports led a spokesperson for the 32-year-old actress to set the record straight.
"Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France," her spokesperson told ‘People‘.
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Tyra Banks: 'Being Black & Curvy Hindered My Career'
Tyra Banks has revealed she was initially rejected by the fashion industry for being “black and curvy”.
The catwalk-queen-turned-talk-show-host says it was hard for her to break into the modelling world because her shape and colour didn’t fit the traditional model mould.
"My biggest obstacle was that I was black and curvy," adding that her agency had a list of "designers who will not book Tyra because of hips and breasts," she told the ‘New York Times’.
She adds fashion bosses tried to convince her mom to put her on a diet, but she refused. "My mother told me the whole thing as we were walking down the street in Milan.
"She said: 'They say you're too curvy. Let's go order pizza.' We walked into a pizzeria, and we discussed a career change."
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Lindsay Lohan engages in lesbian talk.
Ok, witnesses of the luncheon between Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan and Lohan’s sister called it “girl talk.” But I am calling it lesbian talk. Clearly, there is a difference between girls and lesbians. Lesbians are more fun, while girls are usually less fun. Ok, for more on this…
People says, The duo – who are “together,” a source says in the new issue of PEOPLE – were spotted Wednesday afternoon lunching with Ronson’s writer-mom, Ann Dexter-Jones and Lohan’s sister Ali, 14, at the Italian restaurant Gino’s on Manhattan’s Upper East Side.
Throughout the meal, the group engaged in a spirited session of girl talk, the source adds.
Like I said, Lesbian Talk.
More Lindsay Lohan Lesbian pictures.
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Steven Tyler goes to rehab. For foot.
Also, OJ did not do it. I repeat, OJ did not do it.
Come on rockstar man, who goes to a drug rehab joint for a bad foot? That’s what Steven Tyler is saying today, apparently he injured his rocker foot, so he went to rehab. Here is more from Steven Tyler.
People says, “The doctors told me the pain in my feet could be corrected but it would require a few surgeries over time,” Tyler says in a statement released Thursday. “The ‘foot repair’ pain was intense, greater than I’d anticipated. The months of rehabilitative care and the painful strain of physical therapy were traumatic. I really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet. Make no mistake, Aerosmith has no plans to stop rocking. There’s a new album to record, then another tour.”
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Mariah Carey throws out first pitch.
Seems to me that the only pitch Mariah Carey should be involved with would be a singing pitch. Mariah threw out the first pitch at the Yomiuri Giants vs Rakuten Eagles match at the Tokyo Dome. So sign of Nick Cannon, but I safely assume he actually has a weaker arm. Mariah is definitely looking good these days, but I don’t think she has a career as a professional first pitch girl. Although I do have to say that I think Nick Cannon is a great catcher.
Oh wow, that was low. Happy Friday!
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No Nanny for These Divas!
Marc Anthony had offered an update on his three-month old twins – Emme and Max. “They’re just big and gorgeous.”
Marc revealed that he and wife Jennifer Lopez handle baby duties all by themselves.
“She expects me to help and she makes no bones about it,” Marc said. “I get the late shift. I get literally from 10 PM because we don’t have a nanny. It’s just me and Jennifer figuring it out. From 10 PM to 8 [AM], that’s my shift”
That’s right – Marc and Jennifer have no nanny for their twins. “It’s just us man,” Marc said. “We’re figuring it out and having a great time.”
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This Is Your Chance To Be One Of The First Hipster Comedy Snobs To See The Foot Fist Way!
Dear Hipster Comedy Snobs: if you live in New York or Los Angeles (and lets face it, you do), this weekend is your chance to be one of the very first people to see The Foot Fist Way, a new independent comedy whose buzz is off the charts thanks largely in part to the fact that Will Ferrell and Adam McKay claim it’s the best movie in the history of ever. Don’t wanna take their word for it? How about the ringing endorsement of alt comedy gods like Patton Oswalt, Michael Cera, and Jonah Hill? Also Ben Stiller apparently likes it too. Hell, we even told you about it months ago (yeah, that’s right, we’re that f*cking hip). With this kind of buzz, your window of opportunity to tell everyone who hasn’t seen it how amazing it is and quote it relentlessly with your other hipster friends is small - and before you know it, it’s gonna cross over to the mainstream, with every high school kid in the country using lines from the film as their MySpace headlines, and your crushing inability to like anything that’s considered widely popular will prevent you from ever getting to (publicly) enjoy it again. Let us not forget Napoleon Dynamite. So see it now, and see it often!
The trailer, once again, after the jump!
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Are New York Women Oversexed?
NY Daily News did the math, punched in some numbers and calculated that during the course of 94 episodes and six seasons, the women of “Sex and the City” hit the sheets with a combined total of 94 men and one woman.
Of the four women, public relations exec Samantha racked up the most sexual partners. She bedded 41 men and one woman, while Carrie hooked up with 18, Charlotte 18 and Miranda 17. Everyone has a “number.” But how many is too many and were the “Sex and the City” women oversexed?
According to Karyn Bosnak, who researched the topic for her novel “20 Times a Lady” - about a New Yorker who vows to have sex with a maximum of 20 men - the typical New York City woman’s number is twice the national average.
“Women in other parts of the country tend to get married much younger. It’s not a big deal to be single in your 30s in New York,” says Bosnak, “There’s also the anonymity factor. You can date men from different social circles here. If you have 20 sex partners and you live in a small, rural town, that’s not good.
“I stopped counting at 56,” says Christine, 35, a locations director from Bayside who lives in SoHo. “There are so many opportunities to meet men here - bars, restaurants, clubs, walking down the street, the deli. Men are everywhere.”
Brooklynite Linda, who has been with 13 men, agrees. “I’m married now, but when I was single, I had a blast. Sex was empowering. I once had sex on [the] F train. It was three in the morning and the car was empty. So we were like, ‘Why not,’” says the 39-year- old Carroll Gardens artist.
“Manhattan tends to draw career women who typically wait longer to get married. These women usually have money, so they are not financially dependent on men. Their priorities are elsewhere,” says pyschologist Victoria Zdrok, author of “Dr. Z on Scoring.”
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Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller to marry tonight amid pregnancy rumors
Three and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen will marry his third wife, Brooke Mueller, in a ceremony at a secret location in LA tonight. The couple is keeping the location of their wedding ceremony and reception quiet in order to ensure that Charlie’s ex wife, Denise Richards, doesn’t show up or try to film it for her new E! reality show. Charlie and Denise have had a protracted custody battle along with a war of the words in the press.
The NY Daily News reports that Charlie and Brooke have been trying to have a child, and that it’s possible she’s already pregnant:
As her ex Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller prepare to walk down the aisle Friday night, friends of the bride-to-be tell us she may already be pregnant.
“They’ve been busy working on having a baby,” confides a pal. “They have been for a couple of months. It’d be great if they had a son, because Charlie already has three daughters.”
The “Two and a Half Men” star, 42, has a daughter, Cassandra, 23, by Paula Profit, and had Sam, 4, and Lola Rose, 3, with Richards.
Asked if they were trying to start a family, Sheen’s rep Stan Rosenfield told us: “That’s often what people do when they get married.”
The 60 or so people invited to the nuptials know only to wear evening attire and wait for a car to whisk them to a secret location in L.A.
“They had to tell Denise when it was, because they wanted the girls to come, but she doesn’t know where it’ll be,” says the source. “Who knows? She may even crash the event with a camera crew.”
[From The NY Daily News]
As for the he-said she-said with the “sperm donor” e-mail, in which Richards supposedly asked Sheen for some of the stuff to conceive another child after their split, the News claims to have a source who says that a computer expert verified that the e-mails were not doctored and that they came from Richard’s computer.
Good luck Charlie Sheen and new wife. And please don’t let us know the details if you ever get a divorce.
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Sienna's Sweet Secret to Success
Between the engagement rumors and the baby talk, a lot seems to be happening for Sienna Miller. The actress sat down with Elle UK to clear the air on a variety of topics, from her relationship with Rhys to taking over for Lindsay Lohan at the last minute in The Edge of Love, and her new friendship with Keira Knightley. Here's more:
- On being with Rhys: "I don’t know why people find it so unlikely. We started out as friends and then it just slowly, slowly developed. I don’t think either of us was expecting it, but it truly has been the most wonderful thing. I totally love Rhys but most of all, he’s my best friend. He’s my greatest friend."
- On her insecurities: "Oh, God, people always get the wrong impression of me. I’m so not perfect. My top half is looking pretty good at the moment because, for the first time in my life, I’m exercising, but you should see my bum. It wobbles when I walk. Seriously. I have a lardy arse. I have days when I wake up, look in the mirror and go 'yuk'. And I totally have bad hair days – why do you think I own so many hats?"
- On taking over for Lindsay: "I freaked out. I had absolutely no time to do all the research I wanted, so a lot of the acting was instinctive. I loved the idea of Caitlin and I loved the idea of working with Keira. I was actually pretty nervous about acting alongside her because my part required me to put on weight. I just stuffed my face for the months that we were in production. It wasn’t hard for me. We were staying in this incredibly eccentric Welsh manor house. I had huge fry-up breakfasts, pasties for lunch and lots of toasties. ‘Then I had to face seeing myself alongside Keira, who is the most beautiful woman in the world. Luckily she is also one of the nicest. We totally bonded on the movie and it was so amazing to find a girl friend in this business. We are actually quite similar."
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Sex and the City Movie Is “the Pits” says NY Times
Bad news, Sex and the City fans. The New York Times is none too pleased with the long-awaited comedy.
“A little Botox goes a long way in Sex and the City, but a little decent writing would have gone even further,” critic Manohla Dargis begins her scathing review of the movie, which opens Today.
The movie, Dargis says, “is the pits, a vulgar, shrill, deeply shallow — and, at 2 hours and 22 turgid minutes, overlong — addendum to a show that had, over the years, evolved and expanded in surprising ways.”
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Dina Lohan Breaking the Law?
Viewers of E!’s “Living Lohan” were disturbed by the scene in the first episode where Dina is at her computer watching a sex tape of a Lindsay look-alike, when Ali, 14, walks in and asks, “Is that Lindsay?”
“Last time I checked, allowing a child to watch porn is against the law,” one viewer commented on GlossLip.com. Another asked on Trashwire.com, “Does anyone besides me think it’s weird that Dina showed her daughter [such images]?”
Pat Truman, the former Justice Department chief of the child exploitation and obscenity section, told Page Six: “It’s inappropriate but probably not illegal. If there was a situation where a mother was regularly exposing her child to pornography, it would be a concern for state child welfare agencies.”
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Angelina Gives Birth?
There may be nothing more than wishful thinking to reports coming out of France this morning that Angelina Jolie, who was due to give birth to twins some time in the next three to four weeks, has indeed already delivered her fifth and sixth children.
According to rumors, the Oscar-winner gave birth on Sunday in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France. No further details are forthcoming at this moment. However, be warned that you may want to take this news with a grain of salt. After all, remember those prematurely “confirmed” wedding reports in March that claimed the couple had wed in their adopted city of New Orleans?
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LOST SEASON 4 FINALE RECAP: So Rose Was The Smoke Monster???
This is a recap of the Lost episodes “There’s No Place Like Home” Parts 2 and 3, originally airing May 29th, 2008. If you haven’t seen the finale yet, by all means, you should definitely keep reading on, because now’s as good a time as any to start watching the series. There’s not a lot to pick up.
REST IN PEACE, UNLESS YOU’RE ALL STILL ALIVE
It appears that we lost Michael and Jin this week, though I’ve steadfastly expected Jin not to actually die and I still maintain that we’ll be seeing him again somewhere down the line. Michael’s exit was punctuated by a quick Christian Shepard / Jacob appearance telling him “you can go now” shortly before the freighter explosion, calling to mind the idea of the island not allowing its inhabitants to leave or die until they’ve fulfilled some sort of moral purpose, like Charlie. It’s unclear whether Jin has also fulfilled his purpose; he did father a child and safely get Sun onto the helicopter, but would Jacob really decree that the baby grow up fatherless? I’m blowing off Daniel Kim’s DUI and predicting we’ll see a Jin in-between island-ghost next season.
We also predictably saw the end of Keamy this week, though the islanders ignored my cries of “shoot him in the head while he’s down! Did you not learn anything from Eyepatch Dude??” (Did you like how he kept repeating that he was wearing body armor, like “it makes sense I’m still alive, viewers!”) Fortunately, Ben was there to pick up the slack, stabbing Keamy repeatedly in the neck in a rare display of unbridled passion, thus activating the explosives on the freighter via the heart-rate-monitoring detonator that Lost completely stole from Andrew Dice Clay’s character in the 90’s action movie “No Contest”. You catch that one, Lostpedia? Didn’t think you did. All you true “Lost” fans better go out and rent that movie, it’s probably full of clues about what’s in store for Season Five (BWE is not liable if you actually end up doing this).
LOCKE AND LOADE
Big week for Locke, who not only succeeded in moving the island (with a lil’ manual labor help from Ben), but also inherited dominion over Richard Alpert and The Others, then somehow made his way back to the mainland and into the much talked-about coffin from the Season 3 finale. My prediction about a last-second shot of Locke before the final “LOST” end titler for nine months was correct in theory, but I kind of expected him to have a heart rate — everything that was set up for four seasons about Locke being chosen by Jacob, regaining his legs and surviving a gutshot, interacting with Jacob, and taking over the island was called into question in that final shot.
Regardless of the specifics, Locke had to have realized that his death was the one way to unite the Oceanic Six and convince them to return to the island. Hell, he might even pop back to life if he ends up back there. Locke is also being referred to by the mainlanders with the alias “Jeremy Bentham,” which is the name of another prominent socially progressive English philosopher, as we all know [pours brandy into pipe, takes puff] — we also know that Locke has contacted Jack and Kate, but the mainlanders’ across-the-board usage of the alias suggests that Locke and the entire Oceanic Six have collaborated since his island-move. Wonder if he visited Sayid?
Can we assume Locke’s urgency is prompted by Widmore tracking down the island’s new location, likely with some collaboration from Sun, and the island is in distress? We can assume Locke inherited Ben’s ability to jump back and forth from to the mainland, but perhaps he’s also jumping through time and ended up dead after Widmore ‘changed the rules’ again?
We were all expecting a last-second shot designed to have us squabbling all summer, but that, especially after a full episode of destiny-fulfilling triumph for Locke, was sufficiently offputting.
THE 2008 LOSTIES: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
Off The Island: The Oceanic Six, plus Desmond (following an abrupt but pleasant reunion scene with Penny) and Frank, though the Six are in increasing stages of remorse / dementia / beard growth.
On The Island: Juliet, Sawyer (after a Daniel Craig emerging-from-the-ocean homage), Alpert, Miles, Charlotte (who Miles claims has ‘come back’ to the island, possibly labeling Miles as a time-jumper), Bernard, The Others, handful of extras
MIA: Michael and Jin, both theoretically dead, Claire (more on her in a sec), Farraday (who seemed to foresee his isolation long in advance, and was surprised when Charlotte didn’t join him), another handful of extras
GLAD WE TIED UP THAT CLAIRE STORYLINE NEATLY
We only received one cameo appearance from Aaron’s natural mother, who dropped by in a ghostly dream sequence to warn Kate not to bring Aaron back to the island. Besides an offhand remark from Hurley about “going back to save Claire,” she was literally not mentioned again the entire episode, concluding a full season in which she appeared about as often as Mark McKinney during his stint on SNL. Whatever she is, it’s clearly not alive.
There was tons of action and information in this episode, so I’m not complaining, but the whole Claire plotline was another instance of us fans saying “well they have to finally explain so-and-so in this episode” and the producers shooting back “we ain’t gotta ’splain s**t.”
BEN RANDOMLY WARPS TO WORLD SIX FROM MARIO 3
The codename for the finale during production was “Frozen Donkey Wheel,” which sounded like a goofy, standard “in secretive production” working-title, except for the fact that the episode actually had a damn frozen wheel in it. Where does Ben’s sudden stumble into the North Pole rank on the show’s list of least expected scenes? Somewhere in the Top 100, for sure.
Is it possible that the island was ‘moved’ right before Oceanic 815 crashed, possibly even deliberately moved to make it crash, and that’s how a polar bear made its way onto the island (and not those bear cages)? Does that frozen ‘exit’ world also lead to the desert, and that’s how Ben ended up there seemingly out of nowhere in a flash-forward and Charlotte discovered the bones of a polar bear buried in the sand? Also, were those shots of the people monitoring activity from a snowy base back at the end of Season 2 somewhere near the Wheel area?
These questions aren’t rhetorical — I am wheely confused.
CRAZY CRYPTIC POTPOURRI
– octagonglobalrecruiting.com? Seems like it could be helpful for finding those unpaid ichthyologist jobs, the ones on Craigslist always have like 9,000 responses.
– Anyone count the number of Kate-Sawyer and Kate-Jack flirty glances exchanged in the first half of the finale? The answer is 7 billion.
– Farraday probably sucks at poker.
– Sawyer’s “Kenny Rogers” crack to Frank was a bit on the nose to be vintage Sawyer, but still probably the episode’s best throwaway line.
– And finally, I’ll end my final Lost Recap of 2008 (tear) with the funniest camera shot in the history of the show. During a completely standard shot inside the helicopter during the group’s initial trip back to the freighter, the cameraman very deliberately tilted the camera halfway through the shot to get a better view of Kate’s cleavage:
This is it, Lost fans. Thoughts, observations, theories, more screengrabs of Kate’s cleavage — leave it all in the comments! We won’t be doing this again for six hundred months, and who knows — the internet may not even exist anymore!
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Clay Aiken On Leno
Clay Aiken performed on Jay Leno last night, promoting his new album. Warning: you should mute your speakers before you click on the video above!
So maybe all the impregnating story was just a publicity stunt? I just can't see him having sex with a woman. In fact, I don't want to picture him having sex with anyone.
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Steven Tyler says he went to rehab to recover from foot surgery
It seems like rehab clinics are the new spas. Kirsten Dunst said she went to rehab for depression treatment while Steven Tyler is claiming that he went to rehab this month in order to have peace and quiet while he recovered from foot surgery:
“The doctors told me the pain in my feet could be corrected but it would require a few surgeries over time,” Tyler says in a statement released Thursday. “The ‘foot repair’ pain was intense, greater than I’d anticipated. The months of rehabilitative care and the painful strain of physical therapy were traumatic. I really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet. Make no mistake, Aerosmith has no plans to stop rocking. There’s a new album to record, then another tour.”
According to the statement, Tyler was treated at the center after a series of surgeries and post-operative physical therapy “to correct long-time foot injuries resulting from his trademark athletic performance onstage.”
[From People]
According to the website for the Las Encinas hospital where Tyler was treated, they treat addictions and chemical dependency, but it’s of course possible that he decided to go to rehab when he could have just as easily checked into a resort or spa.
It wasn’t his first stint in rehab this year, though. The National Enquirer reports that he sought outpatient treatment in another facility starting in February for an addiction to prescription painkillers, which he was taking to cope with the pain from hepatitis C.
These celebrities should just keep quiet about rehab and go about their business afterwards. They don’t have to give bogus excuses. Maybe they consider it insurance in case they fall off the wagon. Getting drunk at a club is no longer a bigdeal after rehab, since they already gave the excuse that they were there for the great food and seclusion.
In related news, Kirsten Dunst was said to have been “wobbly” after being out at a bar in NY last weekend.
Steven Tyler is shown at a MusiCares benefit on 5/9/08, thanks to WENN.
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Charlie Sheen and Girlfriend Ready For Two and a Half
Charlie Sheen and young girlfriend Brooke Mueller are going to get married tonight - probably because she's expecting. "They've been busy working on having a baby," a source told Rush & Molly. "They have been for a couple of months."
But the real question is, will Denise Richards and her posse of cameramen from her reality show crash the wedding?
It sounds like that is considered a possibility.
According to the sources: “They had to tell Denise WHEN it was, because they wanted the girls to come, but she doesn’t know WHERE it’ll be."
The 60 or so people invited to the nuptials know only to wear evening attire and wait for a car to whisk them to a secret location in L.A.
Charlie is reportedly hoping to have a son with Brooke, 29, who is a real estate investor and an Extra correspondent. He proposed to her last July and reportedly gave her a $500,000 diamond ring
The “Two and a Half Men” star, 42, has a daughter, Cassandra, 23, by Paula Profit, and had Sam, 4, and Lola Rose, 3, with Richards.
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Pop Quiz, Hot Shot: Week of 5/25/08
The Cannes Film Festival has ended, which means that our favorite actors were back on set. Kate Hudson joined forces with Anne Hathaway on Bride Wars while Matt Damon was looking goofy for The Informant. Meanwhile, Julia Roberts and Clive Owen were steaming things up in Rome filming Duplicity. Were you paying attention to everything that went down? Take the quiz!
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Marc Anthony says he & J.Lo don’t have nannies, butlers or nursery bling
Marc Anthony called into the Billy Bush radio show yesterday in advance of his new tour. He revealed that he and his wife, Jennifer Lopez, don’t have a nanny for their three month-old twins, Max and Emme. He also said that he’s getting the short end of the stick and that his job is caring for the twins overnight from 10 pm to 8 am. As for reports that they have multiple butlers and gold chandeliers hanging in the twins’ nursery, Anthony says all of that is false and that they’re very hands on:
“[Max and Emme] are just big and gorgeous,” he told Billy.
Marc revealed that he and wife Jennifer Lopez handle baby duties all by themselves.
“She expects me to help and she makes no bones about it,” Marc said. “I get the late shift. I get literally from 10 PM because we don’t have a nanny. It’s just me and Jennifer figuring it out. From 10 PM to 8 [AM], that’s my shift”
That’s right – Marc and Jennifer have no nanny for their twins.
“It’s just us man,” Marc said. “We’re figuring it out and having a great time.”
When asked if Jennifer has been working out hard to get her figure back, Marc confirmed his wife is in fitness mode, but more importantly, she is all about their children.
“Yeah, yes she is, but she’s more in mommy mode,” Marc said. “She has three movies lined up and she’s eager to go back to work, but the babies have been a blessing all the way around and she’s just amazing. She’s such an amazing mom and I’m so proud of her. She’s such a gem to watch.”
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He also joked “I’ve heard that they have 24 karat gold chandeliers and 8 nannies and 10 butlers and stuff like that. No, It’s just us.”
Good for them! There was a story that their nanny “abruptly left” for whatever reason around mid April, and it sounds like they’re not in a hurry to hire a replacement or just haven’t found one yet. They must have a babysitter or at least a family member to watch the twins though, as they’ve made several appearances together without the newborns.
They have also supposedly said that “the next year will be all about family,” but they’re not putting their respective careers on hold. Lopez has three movies coming up, according to Anthony, and she is also working on a fragrance and a reality show with TLC. Anthony will do a music tour soon and it’s unknown whether he’ll bring his wife and twins along.
Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez are shown on 5/12/08 at a Christian Dior fashion show, thanks to WENN.
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Bill Murray Accused of Drug and Wife Abuse, and More
'Caddyshack' star Bill Murray beats on his wife and often abandons his four kids, according to details of a blistering divorce filing.
After 11 years of marriage, Jennifer Butler Murray, has filed for divorce, siting Bill with "adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment".
The estranged Ms. Murray contends that the comedian physically abused her on several occasions during their marriage and that the star hit her in the face during a November 2007 confrontation in her home.
During that incident, the 57-year-old comedic actor "told her she was 'lucky he didn't kill her.'"
Jennifer Murray charges that the actor would often leave town without telling her, and sometimes "travels overseas where he engages in public and private altercations and sexual liaisons."
She also claims that he "repeatedly...left threatening voice messages on the home telephone which the minor children have heard."
In addition to seeking a divorce, Jennifer Murray wants a restraining order issued against the star of "Lost in Translation", "Ghostbusters", and "Rushmore".
She also wants a court to determine the legal validity of a premarital agreement signed prior to the couple's July 1997 nuptials. That agreement guarantees Jennifer Murray a lump sum payment of $7 million upon the couple's divorce.
Looks like gopher slayer Carl Spackler doesn't have that going for him this time.
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RIP: Harvey Korman, Comedy Legend
Yesterday, actor and legendary funny man Harvey Korman passed away at the age of 81, following a complication with an aneurysm 4 months ago.
If you’ve never been exposed to Korman’s work, this would be the perfect opportunity to immerse yourself in his genius: From The Carol Burnett Show, (where, along with Tim Conway, he solidified his presence as one of the funniest men ever), to his many collaborations with Mel Brooks (yes, Korman even had a role in Dracula: Dead and Loving It), to even providing the voice for the Dictabird in The Flintstones movie… The man was a legend.
While many hilarious Korman clips are available on Youtube, the following selection is one of our favorites. Here he is playing the Count De Money… er, Monet… in Brooks’ The History of the World Part I. We’re pretty sure nobody else in history could ever make the word “raisins” sound so divinely hilarious.
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Clay Aiken To Become A Father
Pop crooner Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. Multiple sources tell TMZ that the mother is a 50-year-old friend of Clay's, record producer Jaymes Foster, who is the sister of music mogul David Foster. The Idol, 29, lives at her home when he's in L.A. Reports are that Foster was artificially inseminated.
Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs and is his BFF, is due to deliver Clay's spawn in August.
She's divorced and has no kids so this will be the first child for both of them.
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Gabber Quote Of The Day
"I'm not against plastic surgery, I'm against discussing it... I swear by oxygen facials, and I'm obsessive about staying out of the sun."
~Madonna (Insists that her look is all natural. Or maybe she just doesn't want to discuss it)
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DISCOVERED: The Most Unpleasurable Way To Die?
Yesterday, we came across an incredible discovery: The Most Pleasurable Way To Die… which was to be lovingly asphyxiated by Prince while he sang dulcet tones into your ear.
Today, we’re pretty sure we’ve come across its counterpart… The Most UNPLeasurable Way To Die. The answer?
Being strangled by Lou Ferrigno.
Poor Jason Segel… we barely knew ye. (Via INFDaily)
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Did Angelina Jolie have her twins over the weekend?
OK! Magazine is reporting a rumor that Angelina Jolie had her twins over the weekend in the Aix-en-Provence region of France, which would be near Brad and Angelina’s newly leased $60 or $70 million estate. (Depending on which reports you believe.)
OK! says we should take this with a grain of salt, and that it’s just an unsubstantiated rumor for now. The details are pretty sketchy:
There may be nothing more than wishful thinking to reports coming out of France this morning that Angelina Jolie, who was due to give birth to twins some time in the next three to four weeks, has indeed already delivered her fifth and sixth children.
According to rumors, the Oscar-winner gave birth on Sunday in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France. No further details are forthcoming at this moment.
[From OK! Magazine]
OK! reminds us of the rumor that Brad and Angelina were married in the French Quarter of New Orleans in March. It turned out that the wedding was for a couple from New Orleans’ elite and that all it took was a few blocked roads and an expensive wedding for the story to get started. Maybe there’s a wealthy French woman or even another celebrity who arranged to have secrecy surrounding her birth and it’s not Angelina at all.
Angelina has said that she will disappear for a couple months after her twins are born. Dustin Hoffman leaked the news that she was due August 19, but that could have been a cleverly arranged setup by Brad and Angelina to ensure that they have time alone after the birth. It’s hard to tell how far along she is, especially if she’s having twins.
Angelina Jolie is shown on 5/20/08 at a photocall for The Changeling, thanks to WENN.
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Victoria Beckham Still Has Marc Jacobs' Back
Victoria Beckham went for a big bright statement in her fabulous yellow dress as she headed into Shutters for lunch in LA yesterday. Earlier this week we heard that Posh wouldn't be featured in any more quirky Marc Jacobs ads, but it doesn't seem like there are any hard feelings between Victoria and the designer. She'll still be representing Marc as a nominee for the Womenswear Designer of the Year award at the CFDA awards on Monday night. She'll be joined by Maggie Gyllenhaal and Eva Mendes, and while we're looking forward to seeing all the fashionable ladies, we're most interested to see what Posh pulls out of her closet this time around.
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Comic actor Harvey Korman has died
I am incredibly sad today. As a huge fan of “The Carol Burnett Show” as a child, one of my favorite duos was Harvey Korman and Tim Conway. Korman passed away yesterday at the age of 81.
Legendary comedic actor Harvey Korman died today. He was 81.
The actor, possibly best known for his stint on the “The Carol Burnett Show” and in the film “Blazing Saddles,” died at UCLA Medical Center after suffering complications from the rupture of an abdominal aortic aneurysm four months ago.
Carol Burnett’s assistant told the AP the actress was devastated by the news, but she has not yet released a statement.
He is survived by his wife and four children.
Anyone who grew up watching Korman on TV can agree that we have lost a great talent. I will always remember the way he would try not to laugh when his co-star Tim Conway would say or do something really funny. The LA Times published a wonderful tribute to him today. Here’s an excerpt:
With a knack for physical humor and oddball accents, Korman was a master sketch comic who did his best-known work on Burnett’s variety show beginning in 1967 in an ensemble that included Tim Conway.
“It’s a 45-year friendship,” Conway said. “It was a great ride; we worked together probably 30 years, plus the Burnett show, which was about as good as it gets.”
Brooks called Korman “a major, major talent, and he could have very easily have done Shakespearean drama. That’s how gifted and talented Harvey was. . . . I loved working with him.”
Conway said Korman had “a complete understanding of comedy and comedy timing.
Condolences to Harvey’s family and friends.
Note by Celebitchy: Here are some clips of Harvey on the Carol Burnette show:
Dentist sketch with Tim Conway
Gone with the Wind parody (Korman enters about 2 minutes in.)
And here’s a three party interview with the Archive of American Television:
Harvey Korman interview part 1, part 2, and part 3
Harvey Korman is shown at the TV Land Awards on 3/15/05, thanks to WENN.
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While You Were Moving The Island
- The Lakers knocked off the defending NBA champion San Antonio Spurs to advance to the NBA Finals. I’m not saying Patrick Swayze’s presence had anything to do with it, but something supernatural definitely kept slapping the ball out of players’ hands.
- Madonna is refusing to pay her $92,000 hotel bill because a film crew filmed the bathroom from the room she stayed in during the Cannes Festival. Also, I’m refusing to pay rent this month because a film crew filmed the bathroom from the room she stayed in during the Cannes Festival.
- Pete Wentz commissioned an artist to make a Lego Bee for Ashlee. The bee is designed to represent the theme of their marriage, “we’re pretty annoying when we’re around.”
- Elizabeth Berkley has joined the cast of “S. Darko,” the “Donnie Darko” sequel. Does the ‘S’ stand for ‘Showgirls’ or ‘Sh*tty?’
- David Beckham bought Victoria a vineyard and the couple plan to start bottling their own wine. Posh says she plans to stomp the grapes personally with her heels, at the rate of one complete bottle of wine per ever.
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Robertson Boulevard Just Got Chicer with Chanel
Last night Fab was in LA among some of our favorite starlets at the opening of the fabulous new Chanel boutique on Robertson Boulevard. The report from them is that Rachel Bilson is just as adorable in person as we hoped she would be. She had the bag of the night (Hello, pink sequin Chanel!). While you all know we are partial to Ms Bilson, her new generation of guilty pleasure teen show peers, Leighton Meester and Michelle Trachtenberg represented the Gossip Girl crowd. Beautiful Angie Harmon was looking perfectly polished while Nicollette Sheridan looked good but slightly desperate as usual. Fab got some great quotes including January Jones of Mad Men three words to describe Chanel, "Can’t Live Without." We couldn't agree more.
Click here for more details of the big night from Fab. For many more pics of the beautiful ladies including Maria Menounos, January Jones and more just
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Sharon Stone Apologizes For China Karma Comments
photo courtesy of PR Photos/www.prphotos.comSharon Stone has reportedly apologized for her dumbass remarks about the Chinese earthquake. As mentioned before, she shocked journalists at the Cannes Film Festival when she asked if the recent earthquake in China was a result of karma for China's treatment of the Tibetans. After China officials called for a boycott of all of her upcoming films and protests at Dior, where Stone is a spokesperson, she has said she is "deeply sorry" for causing any anguish and anger. She said:
"Due to my inappropriate words and acts during the interview, I feel deeply sorry and sad about hurting Chinese people. I am willing to take part in the relief work of China's earthquake, and wholly devote myself to helping affected Chinese people."
China's Foreign Ministry spokesman Qin Gang has acknowledged the apology, stating:
"We hope that as an actress she should contribute to our two peoples' mutual trust, understanding and friendship."
Well, at least she apologized in the end. Hopefully in the future she'll try to refrain from sharing her words of wisdom about natural disasters.
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BWE Alarm Clock For Friday, May 30
In honor of Dick Martin, who passed away earlier this week:
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Lindsay Lohan's Lackluster Ratings
It was back to the Neil George Salon in LA for Lindsay Lohan yesterday after her trips to Cannes and New York. While she was gone she missed out on her special guest appearance on Ugly Betty as well as the big premiere of Living Lohan, and apparently a lot of her fans followed her example. She wasn't able to boost the ratings of Ugly Betty's finale by very much, and Living Lohan was outshined by Denise Richards: It's Complicated. Guess this means LL shouldn't hold out for the Emmy nomination, but she'll get another chance on Ugly Betty next season.
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Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford aren’t getting married
I actually thought there could be some truth to this story - Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford have been together forever, or six years, which is forever in Hollywood time. Reports that began in the London tabloids said that Harrison Ford proposed to Calista Flockhart on April Fool’s Day, and that they plan to get married as soon as the promotional duties for Indiana Jones are complete. Unfortunately, his rep has denied that it is true.
“This is completely fabricated and the result of a British tabloid report,” the rep confirmed to OK!.
I highly doubt that Harrison Ford will ever marry again. His last divorce, from screenwriter Melissa Matheson, set him back no less than $90 million. The pair were married for 18 years and had two children together. According to Forbes, the most expensive celebrity divorces include Michael Jordan’s and Neil Diamond’s (at $150 million each), followed by Steven Speilberg’s divorce from Amy Irving at $100 million. Harrison Ford’s earned him the number 4 spot on the list.
Harrison will probably not be marrying Calista Flockhart, but if she does decide she’d like to tie the knot, I’d have to suggest to Harrison that he gets down on one knee as quick as a man of 65 can. At that age, even for a sexy old fella like him, it’s not as easy to attract women 20+ years your junior. Calista is 43, and looked absolutely amazing in that pink dress at the Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull premiere.
Calista has an adopted son, Liam, 7, that Harrison recently described as his ‘child’, and credited him with keeping him young and ‘involved in life’.
Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford are shown outside the Waverly Inn in NY on 5/21/08, thanks to WENN.
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Lauren Hutton says SATC movie was written by male sluts
The new Sex and the City movie is causing a lot of controversy, with people saying it is bad publicity for New York, and that the ladies are too airbrushed in the publicity stills. Lauren Hutton, 64-year-old actress and model, had her own opinion to add.
She said, “It’s written by guys, who happen to be gay, who are sluts. That’s what I think.
“Let’s face it most men are sluts. That’s what testosterone is supposed to do. As a hunter, if you stayed alive after 30, nature wanted your genes out there. Women were just trying to get the best sperm to make a masterpiece.
“You have a bunch a guys who are sluts, writing for women and telling them they are supposed to act like this.”
The Today Show via San Francisco Chronicle
I’m not even going to touch the ‘gay’ remark, or the fact that I don’t think every man on the planet is a slut, but I will point out that Sex and the City had several female writers as well as men, and was based on a book written by a woman. I’m also going to assume that she meant the sperm was going to be used to make a baby, not an actual piece of art.
I found Lauren’s comments interesting because they came on the same day as this article in the New York Daily News, talking about New York women and their number of sex partners.
Everyone has a “number.” But how many is too many and were the “Sex and the City” women oversexed?
Definitely - compared to the average American woman, who has nine sex partners in a lifetime, according to a survey by the Durex brand of condoms. But compared to the average New Yorker, they were right on target.
According to Karyn Bosnak, who researched the topic for her novel “20 Times a Lady” - about a New Yorker who vows to have sex with a maximum of 20 men - the typical New York City woman’s number is twice the national average.
“Women in other parts of the country tend to get married much younger. It’s not a big deal to be single in your 30s in New York,” says Bosnak, “There’s also the anonymity factor. You can date men from different social circles here. If you have 20 sex partners and you live in a small, rural town, that’s not good.
“I stopped counting at 56,” says Christine, 35, a locations director from Bayside who lives in SoHo. “There are so many opportunities to meet men here - bars, restaurants, clubs, walking down the street, the deli. Men are everywhere.”
FYI, Samantha had 42 partners, Carrie and Charlotte had 18, and Miranda had 17.
I’m not sure why this movie is causing so much controversy, except perhaps that
it features middle-aged women who are being portrayed as sexy, when normally those roles are given to twenty-something actresses. Sarah Jessica Parker herself won’t say no to a sequel, saying that at 43 and with a family, “it’s been the real last year of my life professionally.”
Sarah Jessica Parker is shown outside the Today Show yesterday, 5/29/08. Lauren Hutton is shown at an opening at the Broad Contemporary Art Museum on 2/9/08. Thanks to WENN.
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Cowgirl, Take Jess Away
Jessica Simpson flew from Dallas to Los Angeles yesterday, but she didn’t leave her Texas pride behind. Now that she’s all about the country thing, she’s making sure her head pieces match her new persona trading her Cowboys cap for an actual cowboy hat. Ken Paves was hot on her trail, but these days he's back to competing with Tony Romo to be the main man in Jess's life. One guy who might be taking a step back in the future is Papa Joe — apparently Tony only agreed to a reconciliation on the terms that Jessica's dad left him alone and keep out of their relationship. Judging from the grin on her face, it seems like country girl Jess didn't have a problem with that one.
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Kate Moss Is Really Happy About Something!
Yesterday was certainly a day for the record books — check out the size of that smile! Kate Moss beamed in London last night at the opening of a new art exhibition, where she celebrated alongside her pal James Brown. The art itself was a little controversial, but Kate kept things non-offensive in an all-black outfit and trendy envelope clutch. We wonder why Kate doesn't show that grin more often since smiles are always in style.
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Best Night Ever for Thursday, May 29th!
While you were waiting to see if your Lost theory would come to fruition, Shea Hess was having her Best Night Ever! Follow the coordinates to the best moments from theLost finale! Everyone hurry! Get in the hatch! Wait, wait…not the hatch it imploded…everyone just find plane shrapnel and take cover! Why?!! They’re coming! We think…or so we’ve heard. Who?! You know, the bad guys..or maybe it was the smoke monster, wait a minute, was it our rescuers? Whatever the case, word on the island is that they might be trying to move this thing, so Sun!!! We mean run!!!
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Thursday, May 29, 2008
Sugar Shout Out: Try This Leek, Potato, and Fontina Tart!
- This leek, potato, and fontina tart makes a fast and easy dinner!
- Mariah Carey throws a pitch
- Casa quickie: coffee stain removal
- Would you pay extra for a 4D ultrasound?
- Portion sizes have grown over the years
- Proenza Schouler is one step closer to producing shoes
- How to make it work in the city that never sleeps
- What's off limits in front of your significant other?
- Shirley Manson from the '90s band Garbage is coming to TV!
- Did You Want to Train to Be a Model... Or Just Look Like One?
- Is this 101-year-old woman too old to drive?
- Ka-Ching: The Most Expensive Laptop Bags
- Watch a pup break the world balloon popping record!
- Jason shares his photos from our Sex and the City premiere!
Best Day Ever!
Melissa Rauch brings you Best Day Ever for Thursday, May 29th!
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Britain Is Under the Influence of Victoria Beckham
Victoria Beckham swapped her colorful accessories for a cute cropped leather jacket and flared jeans for a shopping trip to the Grove yesterday. Meanwhile overseas, a recent survey named David the most influential man in sports and Victoria as the third most influential woman in entertainment. The couple has a lot to be happy about with this news and David's wins this week so hopefully Becks will get back from England soon to put a smile back on Victoria's face.
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Christina Ricci @ Step Up To Cancer Event (5/28/08)
A big improvement over the way she looked the other day but regardless of being dressed better and having better makeup and hair, Christina is way too skinny. I miss the old Christina, the dark haired, fair skinned girl with boobs.
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Kate and Ryder Switch Hairstyles
Kate Hudson was looking a lot less blue today on the set of Bride Wars with her main man riding around on her hip. According to Kate, Ryder makes his own hair decisions, and apparently he wanted to get in on all the wacky styles we've seen on the set by trying out a cute ponytail. Clearly Ryder is set on being a rocker like his daddy but maybe mommy's new clean cut boyfriend will inspire him to try a new shorter 'do.
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Sarah Jessica's Second Chance
After going super sparkly at the pink carpet premiere of the Sex and the City movie in NYC on Tuesday, Sarah Jessica Parker was right back to making the rounds to keep plugging the film before it opens everywhere tomorrow. We got the special treat of seeing an early screening of the movie last night, so be sure to check back tomorrow for Buzz's review and in the meantime, take a look at all of the fun we had. In addition to seeing the movie, we also had the opportunity to sit in on a special press junket where the cast revealed a few secrets about what it was like to make the movie. Here is what SJP had to say about the theme of forgiveness throughout the movie and whether or not she believes in second chances:
"Oh man, I believe in third, fourth and fifth chances. Oh, you must! I just don’t see how being a grown up allows you to make cut and dried decisions about, I mean obviously there are circumstances that forgiveness is really beyond pale. But I tend to be somebody that wants to forgive, I tend to be somebody that . . . I like closing ranks, I like circling the wagons and not having somebody on the outside. I just don’t know how you live without forgiveness. It just doesn’t feel good after a while."
We can't wait to see how the film matches up against Indy at the box office this weekend — do you already have your ticket?
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Mariah Carey First Pitch
Mariah Carey’s first pitch at a Tokyo baseball game shows that she’s spent no time playing ball in the last 35 years. Dressed in short shorts and stilettos, Mariah shows all of us how NOT TO throw a baseball.
At least the catcher seemed amused - and Mariah seemed pretty content with herself, too. If she were actually pitching, I’d feel sorry for the rest of her teammates - they’d be destined to lose!
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Sienna Miller Likes To Eat
Sienna Miller was reportedly ordered to fatten up for her upcoming new movie, “The Edge of Love,” where she plays Welsh poet Dylan Thomas’ wife. Sienna sat down to discuss her new-found dietary joys with Elle:
“I just stuffed my face for the months that we were in production. It wasn’t hard for me. We were staying in this incredibly eccentric Welsh manor house. I had huge fried breakfasts, pasties for lunch and lots of toasted sandwiches.”
Despite being happy to bulk up for the role, she admits she suffers from the same insecurities as all women.
”My butt wobbles when I walk. Seriously, I have a lardy arse. I have days when I wake up, look in the mirror and go, ‘Yuk’.”
Sienna stars alongside Keira Knightley in the movie, and has nothing but admiration for her fellow Brit. She added:
“Keira is the most beautiful woman in the world. We totally bonded on the movie and it was so amazing to find a girlfriend in the business. In Hollywood they don’t know what to make of us because we both drink, smoke and eat.”
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Heidi’s Crazy Over McDonalds… (5/28/08)
What are these? Snack wraps? I have read that these are the “new” chicken snack wraps but oddly enough, they look the same as the old chicken snack wraps I had over a year ago and didn’t throughly enjoy. As much as I enjoy diving into a McDonalds bag of grease, there is something that turns me off about their chicken. It is loaded with grease. Sometimes you get that little bit of slime encased in a greasy, deep fried shell… Anyone experience this before? Maybe I am just unfortunate.
The other day I decided to try to new southern style chicken sandwich, the one with the pickle… Just so you know, it is not worth trying. The breakfast version, on the other hand, is pretty tasty and I will have it again. My lunch sandwich was a real downer, a bad piece of chicken, no sauce, bland and not worth the calories. I hate when old people say that but in this case it was true.
more pics of Heidi & her grease bombs.
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Can’t Nobody Hold HIM Down
Sean “Puff Daddy, P Diddy” Combs is already a producer, recording artist, clothing designer, writer, and even a restaurateur…but somehow he’s still hungry for more. How exactly will he satisfy his sudden appetite? By conquering
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Sean Levert Died Of Natural Causes
Sean Levert died of natural causes, according the Cuyahoga County (Ohio) Coroner.
His autopsy found that he passed away due to complications of sarcoidosis. At the time, Sean Levert was also suffering from withdrawal symptoms, cardiovascular disease and hyperglycemia. The coronor also stated that there was no foul play involved in his death.
He was being held in Cuyahoga County jail for non-support of his minor children at when he fell ill. He owed $85,000.00 in back child support just prior to his passing. He was found in “distress” and transferred to a local hospital where he died.
It’s good to know that the police and jailers didn’t play a part in Sean’s death.. it was just his time to go..
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…OF THE DAY
- BEVERLY HILLS CRAP: They’re making another Beverly Hills Cop sequel, and Brett Ratner is directing it. The only way this could be worse news is if there was a cameo appearance by Norbit. Anyway, Paul Scheer is concerned and has some advice. (Paul Scheer)
- HEEBIE-JEEBIES: Clay Aiken apparently got his best friend pregnant. SPOILER ALERT: His best friend is the Pregnant Transman. (AOL)
- WIFEBUSTER: Bill Murray’s wife has filed for divorce and accused the actor of abusing her, abusing drugs, and abusing other women’s private parts with his wiener. Say it ain’t so, Bill. (Telegraph)
- SKIN ART: I defy anyone to find a tattoo better than this “Patrick Swayze As Centaur” Masterpiece. (CC Insider)
- GET REAL: Something is just not right in the brains of the kids on this season of The Real World. Or maybe it’s just lack of brains. I don’t know. (Remote Control)
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The Private Lives of Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves was looking scruffy cute as he grabbed lunch and took a smoking break in NYC this week. His Street Kings came and went from the theaters, but he's already moved on to his next projects, The Day the Earth Stood Still and The Private Lives of Pippa Lee. Shooting on the latter movie is already underway with Blake Lively, and we're sure it won't be long before Keanu joins her, Winona Ryder, and the rest of the cast. With two more movies on the way, let's hope Keanu can keep his large fan base happy for the next year or so.
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PIC SLIP: Papa Joe Creeper
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Kid Rock 'Scarred For Life' After Pam Anderson
Musician Kid Rock says ex-wife Pamela Anderson has put him off marriage forever. He was married to Pam for only three months but he says the experience scarred him for life.
He says: "Marriage taught me a lot. I touched the stove, it's f**king hot - it burnt the f**k out of my hand. I'm not going to touch the stove anymore."
"I got burnt too hard. I got completely thrown under the bus, no question about that. I don't want anything to do with the whole world she is in. It's a very dark place."
Last year, he accused Pamela of lying about having a miscarriage in 2006 because she was desperate to see him.
Kid claimed: "I said, 'Baby, I got these tickets. I'll see you on the weekend.' She finally comes up with, 'I just had a miscarriage', and hangs the phone up.
"When I get to Vancouver, Canada, she's partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I'm thinking, 'That's a quick recovery from a miscarriage.'"
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PROFILES IN PANELISM: Melissa Rauch
Have you been enjoying Melissa Rauch’s turn hosting Best Day Ever this week as much as we have? Would you like to know more about her? Like, a lot more. Everything, perhaps? Are you sitting outside of her apartment right now in a tree, watching, waiting? Well all you Rauch-stalkers will be glad to read this in-depth hard-hitting Profile In Panelism with the lovely Melissa Rauch…
We caught up with Melissa at — where else? Disneyland!!! For this actress, comedian, writer and part-time music video star — life in Southern Cali is just another day in the park…
So let’s walk and talk…when your fans do the unthinkable and turn off their TV’s, where might they find you?
When I’m not on the show and need a fix, I go downtown into dark alleys to find anyone who’ll listen to me make jokes about pop culture. There’s one dude who’s convinced he’s melting and believes I’m a killer gnome, but whenever I tell a zinger about an episode of “Wife Swap,” he laughs until he pukes blood.
Could it be the crack that’s making him laugh?
Dream-squasher. Why don’t you go up to that little girl over there and tell her the big Mickey she’s talking to is just an actor who doesn’t want to wait tables.
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You’re right. Speaking of which, you’re an actor as well as a comedian. What are some of your favorite gigs so far?
Good segue…I forgot we’re here on business. I did an episode of “Dirty Sexy Money” (airing in the fall, pictured at left), which was a blast to do. And earlier this year I worked on a show called “12 Miles of Bad Road,” with Lily Tomlin, which was an incredible experience. It was written by Linda Bloodworth-Thomason who I admire so much. It was such an honor to work with her and the incredible cast, especially given that I was a huge “Designing Women” fan as a kid (which she created/wrote as well). I used to dress up in my mother’s business suits and pretend I was Suzanne Sugarbaker.
And you’re in an upcoming movie with Jason Segel (from “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”), right?
Yes, I have a small role in “I Love You, Man.” It’s written by John Hamburg who wrote “Meet the Parents” and “Zoolander” (two of my favorite movies) so I’m really excited to be a part of this! Is that man wearing a fanny pack? Good for him…bringing the pack back. Good for you, sir! I guess he didn’t hear me…
If only he knew it was TV’s Melissa Rauch giving him fanny pack props…do you get recognized a lot?
Sometimes. I had one guy come up to me who was very angry. He was shocked and appalled that I was so short in person, (4′10 and 1/2) and he let me know it. I guess my head looks taller on BWE. Speaking of which, I hope I’m tall enough for Space Mountain. Should we hit that up next?
Absolutely. It’s right here. So where are you from?
Jersey. The hard streets of middle-class suburbia schooled me. I got the scars to prove it. By scars I mean that second ear piercing that I thought was a good idea in eighth grade and now just looks like a weird indentation. Ya see it?
Oh yeah, interesting…
Okay, back off… you’re getting too close. Ohh, should we get a snack first? I need to feed every three hours. We can chow down while we wait in line.
Let’s do it. Churro stand or Ice Cream stand?
Why can’t all questions be like that one? Ya know, they should make churro ice cream…don’t print that. Those bastards at Baskin Robbins will steal my idea. It is kinda hot…so…
Ice Cream?
Ooohh, they have frozen chocolate bananas! I’m sold. What are you gonna get?
I think the mouse ear ice cream…
Good choice. One banana and one mouse ear please…thank you. You notice that everything tastes better at the happiest place on earth? How’s your ears?
Wonderful.
If you’re eating Mickey’s ears….what part of Mickey is this supposed to be (re: banana) Sorry…inappropriate. Go on with your questioning…the line’s not too horrible… sweet!
You look like a girl with hobbies?
I love to cook. Is that considered a hobby? Should I lie and say that I collect stamps or decoupage…? I am so freakin’ boring. I do love to read…is that a hobby? What if I said I like to read books about rubber stamping? That sounds like a hobby.
You have chocolate on your face.
Are you hitting on me?
Busted. No seriously, it looks like you have crap on your face… and plus you have a boyfriend, right?
Yup, I do. We’ve been together for over six years. And he likes crap on my face…
Hmmm, that really needs a follow-up question but this interview is for “Best Week Ever”, not “Dear Penthouse”, so let’s move on… You and your boyfriend write together too from what I recall. I love that rap video you did together…the “Intern Rap” I think it was called. Hilarious. Are you going to be doing another one?
Yeah, we’re actually editing a new music video now called “Partially Stalked Love”. It will be up on my site within the next month. (check out )
A number of us here also saw your multiple award-winning one-woman show, “The Miss Education of Jenna Bush”. You were invited to perform it at the HBO Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, right?
Yes, I actually did the show with an oxygen tank off stage because of the altitude in Aspen! It kinda worked for the character, though, I think…You know, to run off stage and “inhale” something…But the show is about the phase in your life right out of college — dealing with that difficult transition. Judging by the Jenna that’s in the media now — it turns out she’s become more socially responsible in real life than Bono…And I was writing it based on a girl that I thought was constantly hung-over. Oops!!
(Princess Jasmine walks by the line)
Hi, Princess Jasmine. You’re stunning, but seriously, when was the last time Aladdin took you out for some Falafel? You’re wasting away…do you want me to get you a Churro? Are you sure? I passed one up earlier and I’m having second thoughts…
No regrets at Disney, we can go back after the ride…do you have any regrets outside Disney?
I don’t really believe in regrets. I kinda think everything happens as it should and everything is an opportunity to learn. Except that immigrant family I brutally murdered…I kind of regret that, but again, I really learned from it…never stab people to death while wearing your favorite Anthropologie dress. Your dry cleaning bill will be through the roof! So, yup, no need for regrets…I feel like Eckhart Tolle.
You are quite wise. I’m afraid that means you don’t watch much TV?
First, thank you, my mother tells me I was actually born that way. Second, are you insane? I can’t live without “Brothers & Sisters”, “Boston Legal”, “Lost”, “Friday Night Lights”, “Dirty Sexy Money”, “30 Rock”, “The Office”, “Gossip Girl”…I think I just salivated a little just thinking of my TIVO Season Pass list…
It may be the rabies.
That’s not public knowledge and I’m pretty sure they don’t let you on Small World with rabies, so keep a lid on it. We’re almost at the front…sweet, this line went fast! Time flies when you’re talking about yourself.
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Naomi Campbell charged with assaulting a police officer
Naomi Campbell should be locked up in a rubber room until further notice- either that, or sent into the mountains of Afghanistan to scare terrorists. The irrelevant British model was arrested in April at Heathrow airport after she threw a fit when her bags wound up lost. She got physical with a security officer and was taken into custody. No word on whether her cell phone was confiscated as a weapon of mass destruction. She was officially charged this morning with assaulting two police officers for that incident and must report to court on June 20 to face charges.
Naomi Campbell has been charged with assaulting a police officer at London’s Heathrow Airport, her lawyer told BBC News Thursday.
She has also been charged with one count of disorderly conduct and one count of using threatening, abusive words or behavior towards cabin crew.
The model, 38, was arrested in April aboard a British Airways flight when she threw a fit after her carry-on bags came up missing.
“Miss Campbell is bitterly disappointed that the prosecutors have advised her she is to be prosecuted for various offences,” her lawyer said in a statement after she answered bail at a London police station Thursday.
“She respects that decision and she hopes this matter is dealt with expeditiously,” he said.
She is due in court June 20.
Last year, Campbell was ordered to spend a week mopping floors at a NYC warehouse for assaulting her maid with a cell phone.
What is this bitch’s problem? Look, we all know how much flying sucks. There’s the nightmare that is airport security, the endless flight delays, and the knowledge that your luggage is probably headed to Fiji while you are in Cleveland. But that doesn’t justify acting like a stark-raving lunatic and putting your hands on a cop! What’s so special about her that she gets to act like this? I’m glad she got charged - but I’d like to see her get in a lot more trouble this time. Someone needs to commit this hag before she really hurts someone. Just tell her that the padded room is a trendy new nightclub and the straightjacket is from the new Calvin Klein summer collection. Then throw away the key.
Note by Celebitchy: Naomi’s assault charges carries “a maximum sentence of six months in prison and/or a fine of up to $10,000,” according to the Associated Press. Hopefully the judge will take her prior record into consideration and throw the book at her - hard.
Naomi Campbell is shown at Cannes on 5/21/08, thanks to WENN.
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Gary Dourdan Pleads Guilty But Stays Out Of Jail
"CSI" actor Gary Dourdan, busted with enough drugs in his car to open a pharmacy, has plead guilty to possession but won't spend any time in jail.
According to TMZ, the heroin charge was dropped but he pleaded guilty to the two felony counts of coke and ecstasy possession. The actor has entered a treatment program - but not rehab - and will attend some class once a week.
"Once Gary completes 30 hours of a diversion program, his case will be entirely dismissed," his lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley told The Associated Press in an e-mail. "There is no jail time involved."
The 41-year-old actor was arrested after police found him asleep in his car outside of Palm Springs on April 28. He was allegedly parked on the wrong side of the street with the car's interior light on. Dourdan was charged with felony possession of heroin, cocaine and ecstasy.
Dourdan has played investigator Warrick Brown on CSI for eight seasons. HIs character was shot and killed during the finale, which left fans speculating that he was killed off because of his personal problems.
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Cheap Ad Space
Ok, so I know this post doesn’t have much to do with Pete & Ashlee’s pregnancy, marriage, or name-swapping. But, it made me crack up and it also reminded me of the uber-capitalistic society in which we live. I underestimated Petey’s sense of humor. On one hand, it’s ridiculous to put a paper plate over your face acting as a billboard. On the other hand, we all know some sicko executive somewhere in a board room has thought “what if we advertise on celebrities?” I’m surprised companies haven’t started paying people to get tatoos of their logos to advertise. Geez, now I sound sick! Anyhoo, here is some humor for your day.
Editor’s Note: In case you want to contact them, the message on the plate says “E-mail Jon@Douchebag.com”
Photo Credit:Pacific Coast News via The Superficial
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Duh! Ashlee Simpson is pregnant
I hope you all are sitting down, because I have some shocking news. Newlywed Ashlee Simpson is pregnant! I know- I had no idea, either! Simpson and her new husband Pete Wentz confirmed what everyone else already knew: Ashlee has just completed her first trimester of pregnancy. So now the question is: did Ashlee wait to confirm her condition because she wanted to do the customary “wait until the third month” thing, or did she want to wait until she and Pete were married? Wait. That’s not the question. The question is, “Who gives a crap?”
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have confirmed they are expecting their first child.
They announced the news — which Usmagazine.com first broke in April — on his Web site, friendsorenemies.com, on Wednesday.
“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child,” they wrote. “This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”
The couple wed in Los Angeles on May 17. They just returned from their honeymoon to the Caribbean.
So, it really was a shotgun wedding after all. How quaint! I don’t know if the pregnancy and the baby are going to help their image or Ashlee’s album sales, but congrats- I guess. I’m sure we will get a comment from Papa Joe any day now, and he will be selling off photos of Ashlee’s growing baby bump to the highest bidder. One thing’s for sure - this kid will have horrible taste in music, and will probably emerge from the womb with eyeliner, fringe bangs and its own reality show.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are shown on 5/23/08 out in NY, thanks to WENN.
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Rachel Bilson Needs Your Votes
Rachel Bilson was looking typically cute in her pocketed dress after grabbing lunch with friends at Dusty's in LA yesterday. It's no secret that she's one of our favorite starlets, but we have to admit that she's not as big as she was back in her O.C. days. Even with appearances on Chuck and her movie Jumper, this hasn't exactly been Rachel's shining year. There's nothing we'd love more than to see her on our PopSugar 100 this year, but whether or not she deserves a place on the list is really in your hands.
In order to help vote her up, make sure to check out the celebrity profile pages and become a fan and vote on the 5 factors: likability, talent, looks, class and style. Then stay tuned to see where she lands on the 2nd Annual PopSugar 100!
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Rachel Bilson Needs Your Votes
Rachel Bilson was looking typically cute in her pocketed dress after grabbing lunch with friends at Dusty's in LA yesterday. It's no secret that she's one of our favorite starlets, but we have to admit that she's not as big as she was back in her O.C. days. Even with appearances on Chuck and her movie Jumper, this hasn't exactly been Rachel's shining year. There's nothing we'd love more than to see her on our PopSugar 100 this year, but whether or not she deserves a place on the list is really in your hands.
In order to help vote her up, make sure to check out the celebrity profile pages and become a fan and vote on the 5 factors: likability, talent, looks, class and style. Then stay tuned to see where she lands on the 2nd Annual PopSugar 100!
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Bill Murray’s wife files for divorce, claims he’s an alcoholic & abusive
On the rare occasions that I’ve pondered Bill Murray’s private life, I’ve assumed that he’s the type of guy who gets drunk and tries to drive to 711 in a golf cart. He seems like a goofy fun-loving guy, and maybe someone who would cheat on his wife, but not someone with an abusive temper or a mean streak. His second wife of over ten years claims otherwise and has filed for divorce along with a restraining order against Murray, 57.
Jennifer Butler Murray filed for divorce in Charleston counrty, South Carolina on May 12. Her reasons include adultery, drug addiction, alcoholism, and abuse. She details an incident in which he hit her in the face and said she was “lucky he didn’t kill her.” Under the provisions of their prenuptial agreement, Jennifer would get $7 million with no alimony or child support:
Jennifer Butler Murray cites the allegations as grounds for divorce, according to the complaint filed May 12 in family court. Records in the case were sealed Friday by a court order…
Jennifer Murray also seeks a restraining order barring Bill Murray from her Sullivan’s Island home and asks the court to determine if the couple’s premarital agreement is valid and enforceable…
According to the complaint, Jennifer Murray moved into a Sullivan’s Island home in 2006 with the couple’s four children due to her husband’s “adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment.”
Jennifer Murray purchased the Sullivan’s Island beach house in 2006 for $3.65 million, according to county property records.
It was at the Sullivan’s Island home, according to the complaint, that Murray allegedly abused his wife in November 2007. The six-page court filing says Murray “hit his wife in the face and then told her she was ‘lucky he didn’t kill her.’ ”
The complaint alleges that Murray physically abused his wife on more than one occasion during the marriage.
[From Charleston.net via TMZ]
The couple have four sons together, Caleb, 15, Jackson, 13, Cooper, 12, and Lincoln, 7. Murray also has two sons with his first wife, Margaret Kelly: Homer, 26, and Luke, 23.
Maybe Murray’s wife is emphasizing certain aspects of her husband’s character to try and get out of her prenuptial agreement, but if those claims are true that’s awful and she deserves a hefty settlement along with substantial child support. Bill Murray has three movies coming out this year: Get Smart, City of Ember, and The Fantastic Mr. Fox. He is also a co-owner of minor league baseball team The Charleston Riverdogs.
Bill Murray and Jennifer Murray are shown at the 2004 Vanity Fair Oscar Party, thanks to PRPhotos.
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photo courtesy of PR Photos/www.prphotos.com"I thought I was washed up at 40."
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Anderson Cooper + Muppets = 2 MUCH 2 HANDLE
Anderson Cooper, you love him right? And muppets… who doesn’t love muppets?! Unless your pappy was a plushy, chances are ya love a muppet.
But what if the two were to meet? What if somehow these two galaxies of adorable things were to merge together to create what might in fact be the most adorable thing ever seen by man?
I’ll tell you what if.
HERE. THIS IS THE WHAT IF! Are you happy now?! That what if that will forever trump any other adorable “What If” equations from hencetoforth. And you know what?? IT WAS WORTH IT.
And here is another one…
(More Andy + Muppies after the cut)
These might be the greatest photographs ever taken. Especially this last one, which I’ve entitled “Suspicious Elmo“:
Actual photo, not cropped for added “Murderiness.”
Oh Anderson: You’ve Done It Again.
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Jeremy Clarkson Fesses To Doing 186 mph on London Road
The fearless hero and star of Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson admits he drove a car on a public road in London at 186 mph. The fact that he found a bit of open road in London to put the pedal to the metal is miraculous enough, but tell us, what was the CAR?
Was the it a Koenigsegg CCX? A Maserati Bora? A Jaguar XJ220? A Ferrari Enzo??
And the answer is ...He did it in the world's 2nd fastest legal car for the public roads, yes yes yes - the $1.4 million Bugatti Veyron - which has a top speed of 253 mph.
But Jeremy didn't get in trouble until he talked about it. During the interview by Daily Mail columnist Rosie Boycott, the 48-year-old was asked what was the fastest he had ever driven. Clarkson replied: "On the public roads. . . 186."
And hilarity ensued...
That admission was too much for the old totties at the nanny state's BBC who got their knickers in a twist and are now hissing that Clarkson should be sacked and his highly entertaining car show cancelled after 11 seasons.
In his own defense, Clarkson says: 'I haven't been pulled over for speed for 20 years and I have never been pulled over for speed while working on Top Gear. I don't drive very fast."
'I don't have any influence over what people do, I really don't," he adds. "It makes no difference what I say. Top Gear is just fluff. It's just entertainment - people don't listen to me."
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Sharon Stone Ditched by Dior, Apologises
Sharon Stone has been dropped as a model for Christian Dior cosmetics following her controversial comments about the recent earthquake in China.
The company’s Chinese office has issues a statement, attributed to Stone, apologizing for the remarks that the quake was caused by bad ‘karma’.
In the statement, Stone says she is "deeply sorry" that her comments have upset people.
"Due to my inappropriate words and acts during the interview, I feel deeply sorry and sad about hurting Chinese people," it reads.
"I am willing to take part in the relief work of China's earthquake, and wholly devote myself to helping affected Chinese people."
Christian Dior was also keen to distance itself from the comments, with the company issuing a Chinese-language statement, saying: "We don't agree with her hasty, unreflecting remarks and we deeply regret them.
"We absolutely do not support any remark that hurts the Chinese people's feelings."
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Wino’s Lover Busted For Smoking The Rock
Apparently if you hang out with Amy Winehouse, you will inevitably at some point smoke crack. And get arrested for it. Wino’s labeled hired Alex Haines to help keep Amy straight - and he did a great job - until he was caught smoking crack on video. Damn security cameras!
Another member of Amy Winehouse’s posse has been busted for drug abuse. Alex Haines, an employee of Winehouse’s label who was instructed to keep an eye on the troubled singer, was fired after he was allegedly caught smoking crack on tape, Britain’s The Mirror reports.
Haines was originally brought into the fold to keep Winehouse, who has a history of problems with drugs and alcohol, on the straight and narrow. The singer’s mom raved about Haines last month, telling the U.K.’s Daily Mail that he’s “a lovely boy” who was a good influence on her daughter. Whoops.
Winehouse and Haines have been plagued by reports that they’re a couple, which didn’t sit too well with Winehouse’s incarcerated husband, Blake Fielder-Civil. “Alex was a good friend to Amy but he caused massive rows for her with Blake,” a pal said. “He couldn’t stand hearing they were sleeping together.”
A spokesman Winehouse’s label has confirmed that Haines is no longer their employee.
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Woman who allegedly cheated with Shania Twain’s husband denies affair
People Magazine has more insider dirt from Shaina Twain’s divorce after 14 years. I’ve said for a while that it seems like Shania is leaking the story to People herself, because they have too many insider details and she’s a woman who was wronged and isn’t about to let her husband and his mistress get away with it. Now People has a denial from the other woman. Shania’s husband “Mutt” Lange denied the affair in an earlier statement, saying that he and Shania grew apart. It sounds they pressed the alleged mistress for an answer though, because her first statement was evasive. Plus People claims to have “several sources close to the situation” who vouch for the fact that Shania’s husband cheated with this woman, who was one of Shania’s close friends in Switzerland along with managing their estate and serving as -ahem- secretary to her husband:
Speaking publicly for the first time since the news of the alleged affair became public, Marie-Anne Thiébaud, 37, told PEOPLE, “You cannot believe everything you read in the press.” When asked directly if she had an affair with Twain’s husband, music producer Robert “Mutt” Lange, she replied, “No.”
That contradicts several sources close to the situation, who say Thiébaud and Lange left their spouses for each other and continue to maintain a romantic relationship. Twain, 42, and Lange, 59, who have a 6-year-old son, Eja, announced their separation May 15. Since then, the “You’re Still the One” singer – “devastated” by the revelations, according to sources – has sought refuge with family in her native Canada.
Thiébaud began working for the ultra-private couple after they moved to Switzerland in 2000, acting as their personal assistant, secretary and manager of their vast château. By all accounts, she became one of Twain’s closest confidants. The two attended the 2006 Swiss Red Cross Ball together (PEOPLE’s exclusive first photos of Thiébaud showed the pair at the event, posing together and smiling).
[From People.com]
Maybe the mistress, who was also married when she began the alleged affair with Shania’s husband, doesn’t think it’s cheating if they were each having problems with their other relationships. Or maybe the woman has no qualms about lying to the press. Why would Shania smear this person and her husband if they weren’t cheating? I believe her, but it’s also between her and her husband and we have no way of verifying the story. They have a six year-old son together though and he’s bound to read all about this when he’s of age. Still, I would probably do the same thing if I was in Shania’s position. (As much as I like to think I would take the high road.)
Picture note: The photo that’s on the front page of the site and leads into this story is of Shania at the “Walk The Line” premiere in 2005.
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George Clooney Relationship With Sarah Larson Reaches Dead End
George Clooney doesn't like getting too close to any one woman which means he's done with Sarah Larson. Yes, her year is up and it probably only lasted that long because he felt guilty about her getting injured in that motorcycle accident they were in. But now the two have split and George will be on the lookout for his next beard gal pal.
A source close to George said, "George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had little in common (she's 29 and he's 47) and he just doesn't want to be tied down."
Sarah, a former 'Fear Factor' winner, was a cocktail server at The Whiskey Bar in Vegas when George began dating her.
They made their public debut together at the Venice and Deauville film festivals last September. Later that month, she was injured on a motorcycle he was driving when they were sideswiped by a car.
Earlier this year, Sarah accompanied George to the Oscars – the first girlfriend to ever attend the event with the confirmed bachelor.
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Heidi and Spencer Are Ready for Marriage! Who's Excited?
Stop us if you've heard this one before — Heidi Montag told Us Weekly that she's ready to settle down and marry Spencer Pratt! Apparently she got re-inspired to plan a wedding during a vacation in Mexico where she read Bible passages to Spencer about "honoring thy wife." Perhaps they were already making preparations during their shopping trip in LA yesterday. With these two it's always hard to tell what's fact from fiction, but with the next season of The Hills coming up in August, we'll probably get wind of whether or not they're going to tie the knot for real this time.
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CAPTION THIS: The Triplets of Hellville
Ali Lohan: She’s like Lindsay, only older looking, and more irrelevant. Samantha Ronson: Like Duckie from Pretty in Pink, only with a bigger vagina. Lindsay Lohan: “Nailzergud” Together, an unstoppable force of 45-year-old emptiness.
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Radiohead Bassist Colin Greenwood Reveals Nightmare
photo courtesy of PR Photos/www.prphotos.comColin Greenwood of Radiohead has reportedlyt revealed he lost his hearing temporarily while recording the bands current album. He said he went deaf after using the wrong type of headphones during his recording sessions for "In Rainbows." He described the experience to Word magazine as "a f**king nightmare," but thankfully his hearing returned. He said:
"It came back, mostly. It doesn't feel like I'm talking to people underwater anymore."
Colin's recovery was a long process. He described it as:
"For a few months afterwards I'd be watching the telly and suddenly hear these high-pitched whistling noises as more and more high frequencies came back."
Wow, how scary! I'm relieved for him that his hearing came back.
If you haven't seen Radiohead's video of "All I Need" to campaign against human trafficking, go here.
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Courteney Cox to host dinner for Jennifer Aniston’s new boyfriend, John Mayer
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have managed to keep their burning love under wraps for nearly two weeks. They may be staying in and spending time with friends instead of flaunting it poolside at a resort. This week’s National Enquirer reports that Aniston’s close friend Courteney Cox and her husband David Arquette are hosting a dinner at their place to welcome Mayer to their circle. He is said to be a little wary of the whole thing and hopes Jen’s friends will accept him:
Courtney and husband David Arquette are hosting a dinner for the pair at their Malibu home, says a friend, and “John’s a bit uneasy about it - it’s like meeting your lover’s mom for the first time. Jen laughs and tells him Courtney just wants to pinch and poke the product.” Courteney wants a first-hand look at Mayer because she “never hit it off with Vince Vaughn, and John and Vince have similar reputations,” said the friend. “Courtney guards Jen like a mother hen. Jen just smiles and reminds her pal she’s met John on several occasions - but Courteney comes right back with: ‘Yeah, but you weren’t sleeping with him then!’”
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, Mike Walker’s column, June 2, 2007]
If it’s true that Courteney didn’t really connect with Aniston’s ex, Vince Vaughn, that’s probably because Vince was conflicted about the relationship and seemed reluctant to even be seen out with her. Mayer on the other hand is anxious to make it known that he’s with the hot older woman, and doesn’t seem to mind when the photos get printed in the glossies. As long as he doesn’t run at the mouth too much during dinner, he’ll do fine.
And kudos to Aniston and Mayer for staying under the radar for two weeks - if they’re still seeing each other, that is.
Photos are older ones you’ve already seen of Aniston and Mayer poolside on May 10. Thanks to Splash News.
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Sharon Stone finally apologizes for stupid karma statement
Sharon Stone has issued an apology for her ignorant and obnoxious remarks about the Chinese earthquake. She was asked on the red carpet at Cannes what she thought of the crisis in China and she got really haughty about it. Instead of focusing on the terrible humanitarian crisis there or even mentioning the fact that tens of thousands of people are dead with thousands more missing, injured and homeless she said “You know it was very interesting. At first I’m not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans, because I don’t think anyone should be unkind to anyone else… And then all this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and I thought, is that karma?”
The news came out Monday and Stone finally issued an apology that was released today. At least she apologized and said she was deeply sorry, not something like “I regret if people were offended.” The way she’s following up on it sounds kind of half-assed. She said she was “willing” to do charity work. She didn’t pledge money or say she had arranged to work for a charity, she just said she was “willing” to. It’s something I guess and maybe she didn’t have time to make specific plans yet.
“Due to my inappropriate words and acts during the interview, I feel deeply sorry and sad about hurting Chinese people,” the actress, 50, said in the statement. “I am willing to take part in the relief work of China’s earthquake, and wholly devote myself to helping affected Chinese people.”
Christian Dior — which released the statement from the actress — also dropped her from its Chinese ads after her remark last week at the Cannes Film Festival.
Stone (a staunch Tibetan rights advocate) had tied the natural disaster — which has claimed at least 65,000 lives — to Beijing’s policy on Tibet.
[From US Weekly]
There could have been more groveling in there, but it’s not a bad apology as far as they go. I was looking for a large monetary donation from Stone, but her money is probably all tied up in furs and jewelry and it’s not like she’s getting a lot of work lately. She could auction off some of her luxury items for the affected Tibetans, if she only cares about them and not the rest of the innocent people affected by this horrible natural disaster. Saying she’s willing to help is a start I guess. When she’s down on her knees sifting through rubble and helping cleanup efforts, that’s when I’ll consider her apology sincere.
Sharon Stone is shown at the Dior and Elle evening dinner at Cannes on 5/23/08, thanks to WENN.
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While You Were Becoming The First Person To Ever Say Something Negative About Bush
- Former White House press secretary Scott McClellan has generated controversy with his new memoir which blasts the Bush administration. Weirdly, the memoir mostly consists of a series of Leno monologue jokes with the punchline “he is duuu-uuumb!”
- Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are definitely expecting a child; in other crucial baby-confirmation news, Jennifer Lopez is definitely giving birth to twins more than a month ago.
- The other woman in the Shania Twain love triangle claims she didn’t sleep with Twain’s husband, adding “Look. At. Her. Now. Me. Thank. You.”
- Sharon Stone has apologized to the nation of China a day after the country’s largest movie theater refused to show any of her movies. They had plans to dig up the “Casino” reel and show it in theaters this week?
- Rainn Wilson has been added to the cast of “Transformers 2″. He’ll be playing the robot that points out all the physical impossibilities of the other robots.
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